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Today, I didn't answer my cell phone. My Mom freaked out when she could not get in touch. She called the police and I did not hear the doorbell because I was sleeping. The police broke my door down. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16213) - you deserved it (1209)
On 01/26/2009 at 7:12am - misc - by Mudfence - United States (West Virginia)
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