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Today, I was visiting my in-laws and got a bad sunburn on the beach. I had to sleep topless due to the pain. I had shut and locked the door, but my husband woke up before me and left it ajar. Then, my father in-law came down stairs to wake me. He saw my completely uncovered breasts and grinned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39795) - you deserved it (4008)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by Mariena (woman) - United States (New York)

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