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Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64590) - you deserved it (5626)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by missy (woman) - United States (New York)

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