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Today, I flew from Chicago to San Francisco to get some of my stuff out of a storage unit. I left the keys for the padlock at home. FML


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On 06/02/2009 at 12:14pm - misc - by Tom (man) - United States (Illinois)

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i'm sure the storage facility has bolt cutters. You just lost $5 for a new padlock.

#7 - On 06/02/2009 at 5:11pm by johnnyub40

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Yeah, that is a fail.
How is that NOT something you double checked for before you left??

#3 - On 06/02/2009 at 5:09pm by hahaha6

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