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Today, I was getting hot, so I jumped, naked, into the pool. As soon as I got in, it started hailing. I got hit with blocks of ice in places no man should. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10637) - you deserved it (10553)

On 01/25/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by hailedout - South Africa (Gauteng)

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Wait, so you were getting HOT right before a hail storm? How does that work?!

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 8:17pm by LP

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I'm with #4. It's hot outside and then starts hailing? WTF?

#6 - On 03/02/2009 at 8:14pm by samisalsa

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