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Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

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Today, I was watching a hockey game with my girlfriend and my friends. A dude with a crazy grey mohawk walked in. I told my girlfriend how embarrassing it would be to be that guy's kid. Turns out that guy is her dad. FML

#4 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:02pm by harvey45

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that's pretty funny! You should have got real mad at him, or walked over and hugged your dad. Then it would have been a FML for both of you!

#2 - On 03/03/2009 at 2:44pm by Lizo

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