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Today, I got my first period. At the airport. With my dad that I haven't seen for five years. Right before I got on a 6 hour flight. With all my pads in the bag I just checked. So, the first person I told was the flight attendant. I cried. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59864) - you deserved it (3088)

On 05/29/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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