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Today, I bought a toilet paper roll bundle from Costco along with my other bagged goods. I got home and went to go #2 and after I had already begun I realized the bagger hadn't placed the toilet paper in my cart. It was still at Costco. FML

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So wait, lemme get this straight.... You brought all the bags of food and groceries into the bath room with you and were rummaging through them as as you were dropping a deuce?????

I'm glad you don't buy anything I eat.

#1 - On 02/05/2009 at 5:00am by Johnny

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Why would you buy toilet paper right at the very last second? Talk about bad planning.

+ Oh gee, the bagger didn't bag it for you. You have hands, you have fingers, there's a bag, FIGURE IT OUT. >_>"

Geez! I can't even believe shops would hire people as "baggers"! Next thing you know, there's going to be a shopping-cart-pusher for the grocery shoppers.

Whatever happened to being self-sufficient?

#8 - On 03/17/2009 at 8:44pm by Mish

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