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Today, I went on a walk with the guy I like. He held my hand, so I decided to tell him that I had feelings for him. He said that he had feelings for me too. I smiled and leaned in to kiss him. He put his hand on my face and pushed it away, and said "until your acne clears, we are NOT together." FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 5:18pm - misc - by Noname - United States (California)

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*wince* Dump him. NOW before you get your heart into it and he remains the asshole he is.

#2 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:51pm by mzmaverickd

asshole much? say goodbye to him!

#3 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:52pm by hammersnstrings

WTF... I think it's time to a facial treatment.
Oh... off course... after this... say good bye to him... :)

#4 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:53pm by PsyPako

two choices

1. dump him

2. hook up with him. afterwards tell him "we are NOT together until your penis is bigger"

#6 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:53pm by keke

Fuck it if it's rude, Miss #8.
Hell, you could even say, "Until you grow a third stestacle, we're NOT together."

Ahah! Then he won't know what to do.

#227 - On 11/27/2009 at 2:31am by piercedfox

He doesn't even deserve the time of day! If he acts like that now, you can only imagine what he will be like down the road. MOVE ON! =) You deserve better anyway.

#7 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:53pm by austinite12

thats rude. yeah, #1's right.

#8 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:53pm by christinaaa

He's shallow! Don't get together with him!

#10 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:55pm by Hopelessloser

oh honey I know that feeling. my last boyfriend was always on my back about my acne. you're better off with a guy who doesn't care about that stuff.

#11 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:55pm by 715141

Rude? Absolutely.
But if you like him, get something for your face and clear that up. Tell him how his comment made you feel though.

#12 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:56pm by dickinabox

acne is acne, its your sol thats important.

#13 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:57pm by hopeless_romanti

Lolol, I like number 6.

#14 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:57pm by amberly

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#15 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:58pm by fatpeople

Annnnnnd this is a good sign you shouldn't go out with him EVER. Kick him in the balls and run!

#16 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:59pm by Amkii

#6 - Exactly!! Your second option is definitely best. I love it!!

#17 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:00pm by Amkii

Why would he touch your face if he was worried about your acne?

#18 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:00pm by My_Little_Pony

Is he gay? That rings gay to me somehow. I mean, just because you've got acne that doesn't mean that you don't have boobs, right?

#19 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:01pm by thebaroness1984

hahaha #19. So true

#218 - On 07/21/2009 at 12:40am by dizzy87

guys stop telling her to clear up her acne. if she wants to she will, but for some it's not that simple. contrary to what the bullshit commercials want people to think, Proactiv doesn't work for everyone. for me the only thing that helped was perscription stuff and it took a while to work.

#20 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:02pm by 715141

yeah, 6 rules

#21 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:02pm by finley

what an ahole, although i would prob do the same thing, it's not difficult to have clear skin.

#22 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:03pm by Delt88

Maybe for you.

Prescriptions from the doctor are the only things that work for me, and it still comes back.
Thankfully it's not too bad, but one day with out it and it sucks.

Acutane is the last resort for that stuff, and it can come with some serious side effects, like liver damage and a lot more.

Don't be an inconsiderate douche and say stuff like that. This goes out to all the lucky people, who have all been convinced by freaking infomercials.

It's not really that easy.

#214 - On 06/20/2009 at 1:51pm by kira_999

ASSHOLE. dont worry about it, now you know how much of a dick he is
i cant believe he said, thats so rude. im sorryy =[
u deserve better than him!

#23 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:04pm by dkx117

#22 maybe for you it's not. others have bad genes and really struggle with acne.

#24 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:04pm by 715141

He was simply being honest with you. Would you prefer everyone lie and say you've got clear skin? Seriously, just use some acne treatment and you won't have to worry about it.

#25 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:05pm by alex_vik

jerk! you should've replied something like, "until your personality clears up, you will NOT have a girlfriend."

#26 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:08pm by swimchica

#9 wins.

#27 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:08pm by MJ_Alexander

i'm gonna have to agree with # 6! He sounds like a jerk. I have acne and there's not much I can do about it!

#28 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:09pm by Idyedmyhairblack

your response to that should have been "Well, after that comment, we never will be, either."

#29 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:10pm by McLaughlane

#26 - Why? If he had a girlfriend within the week, he could just rub that in the face of OP if she had said that then.

#30 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:11pm by alex_vik

10 years Later...

"Today, I had my first baby. Laying in the hospital, I leaned in to kiss my husband. He put his hand on my face and pushed it away, saying, "Until you lose that baby weight, we are NOT together."

Lose the guy.

#31 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:12pm by gqduck

#6 FTW

#32 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:13pm by ZeroGravity107

Whaaattt the ... Hun, dump him. NOW. He's clearly not giving you any of the respect you probably deserve! He doesn't like you THAT much if he's saying this crapola. Walk away and you won't get hurt, which will probably happen if you do stay in this relationship.

#33 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:14pm by Unidentified

I agree with #31.

There are better guys out there, toss this one back. He and some other shallow bitch can go have a fabulous, shallow life together...until one of them gets fat. ;P

You'll find someone better.

#34 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:21pm by McLaughlane

HAHA PIZZA FACE.
I'm sorry, but I kissed a guy with acne once. GR-OSS.

#35 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:24pm by softbonez

WHAT A JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate people like that!!!!!!
my acne used to be soooooooo bad so now i get really mad whenever i hear a story like this!!!!
sorry, that's harsh. dump him. now.

#36 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:29pm by you_not_me_OWNED

Agree with everyone here. Throw this loser back. Hell I'm all for a pretty face but shit happens. Unless you are like Seal and it scars wtf? I used Tetracycline when I had acne. Just realize it makes you burn easier (I have skin similar to native american but I burned anyways). Helped out a lot since I can scar easily.

I'd get the acne cleared up and if he has any cute friends see if they may be interested. That way you can be like "Hey that really hurt my feelings but I like your honesty." Then tell him its not going to work out because you heard he had a small penis and you think his friend's hot.

Or you could play it up and actually go on a date with this jerk. Then when things get hot and heavy just point, laugh and leave. Pretty sure that would teach him

#37 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:29pm by nomadxx7

I had someone say something like that to me too, even wanted to reach over and pop my zits for me - demeaning! So I said, "Hey, when you no longer have two rows of teeth, maybe I'll give you a chance too." for some reason they got all hurt and offended. Hopefully they've learned something.

PS - I don't give a rat's tail about crooked teeth/braces/broken teeth/etc. As long as they're brushed etc. I just turned the tables

#38 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:30pm by everythingtold

Consider yourself lucky. That right there is a sign he's a dick and it wouldn't have lasted very long anyway.

#39 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:31pm by downeyjr

i love how people are acting like she WANTS the bad skin. like other people are advising, try going to a dermatologist to help clear up your skin. but don't give him a chance. if physical looks are so important to him, he'll just turn out to be a bad boyfriend that'll make you unhappy anyway.

#40 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:34pm by helloooitsmeee

To the people saying "at least he was honest, blah blah blah", um, thats not the point. He wasn't just pointing out a flaw, he was using it as a reason not to be with her. That is ridiculous, no one can excuse that behaviour. His quest for the attainment of perfection in his partner is only going to destroy him in the end. This quote from #9 :

2) He IS a judgmental asshole... but that doesn't mean he won't genuinely like you if you change.

Just thought i'd put it back up so we can all point and laugh at the dickhead. How is it genuine if she changes? Bahaha. Ignorance is funny.

#41 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:36pm by judeneon

Use accutane if you can get your hands on it (I understand they're reluctant to give it to girls because of the horrendous birth defects it causes). Also get a shit ton of carmex because the side effect of accutane is chronically chapped lips.

Then once your acne clears and the guy wants to bang you, tell him to fark off, and go sleep with his best friend or younger brother, just to rub it in.

#42 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:37pm by vt_mruhlin

it could have been worse - he could have told you he wanted to be with you, instead of just saying he had feelings for you before telling you he didn't want a relationship for some stupid reason

#43 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:40pm by marris

You don't deserve a shallow idiot like that. Move on!

#44 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:44pm by Sunako

#41: yes!

girls shouldn't have to change for shallow dickhead guys.

#42: accutane isn't for everyone. in fact, you guys should stop reccomending treatments because you don't know her skin type or what kind of acne she has. back the fuck off her skin and let her and her doctor figure it out.

#45 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:45pm by 715141

45 - we honestly don't know if she even has a real acne problem, as opposed to just a few zits here and there

#46 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:49pm by marris

asshole but hey just cut out most of the soda and processed sugar. Just your acne to go away then when he says you to can be together go in front of everyone and go to kiss him then put your hand in his face and walk away saying "NOT together until your penis is bigger" (taken from #6) and make sure everyone sees it. that will teach him.

#47 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:02pm by firearmada

well he's not worth it then.

a real man who had feelings for you wouldn't be a dick about it.

#48 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:03pm by were_giraffe

The guys a prick. Seriously. He's not worth your time. Find someone who loves all of you, inside and out! =)

Sorry, sappy, hopeless romantic. I can't help it.

#49 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:05pm by Amanda_Ruth

I think you deserve better than that! LOL

#50 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:14pm by AegisXOR

ohhh!!!!! asshole!!
i hope you stopped talking to him.

#51 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:22pm by fcuk

I have terrible acne, and my girlfriend still loves me. If that guy sticks with that, then you shouldn't have to deal with him. I say dump him.

And amen at #40.

#52 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:23pm by necco

That was a really cruel thing for him to say,
but everyone is saying that he's shallow, but he made it clear he doesn't find you attractive with acne,
but yet he still likes you.
so doesn't that prove he isn't shallow, if he likes you for your personality?
If he makes you feel crappy about yourself, then forget him,
if he just doesn't want to kiss someone who has bad skin, that's understandable.
if he meant that he didn't want to be labeled as your boyfriend because he thinks others would judge him for having a girlfriend/boyfriend with bad acne, then he's just a superficial jerk that doesn't deserve you.
you have a better idea of what he's like than any of us,
so if you think he's worth your time then get rid of your acne and kiss him
if you don't think he is, then there are other fish in the sea! :)

#53 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:27pm by idefinepathetic

forget him. if he really liked you too, he'd take you either way, flaws and all.
He's a jerk.

#54 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:28pm by imlaughingatyou

but he'll hold your hand in public and profess his love for you... interesting

#55 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:29pm by mrcarmine

It makes me mad when people criticize acne (like the guy in the FML and some commenters on here like #35). Most of it is genetic and doesn't simply go away with washing. It's not something can control so stop making them feel bad about it. Some people have acne, get over it.

#56 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:32pm by SamuraiDeli

#37 and #41 wiiiiin.

I agree with the majority of people. If he really liked you, he wouldn't care. He's bound to be an asshole even if your face does clear up, just like #31 illustrated.

#57 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:34pm by Tammerz

What an effing jerk. Don't bother with him.

#58 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:35pm by nicki

buy some clearasil

#59 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:45pm by GayRay

what a douche

#60 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:48pm by McZeal

wow whatta ass he's not worth you at alll.

#61 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:58pm by jflamxo

Where do you live? I would be glad to take you on a date!!

#62 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:02pm by ajturner1234

what a dick wad.
haha so when it clears and he goes to kiss u push him back and belike uh uh boy

#63 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:06pm by wallflower_perks

and how old are you?
this is ridiculously juvenile

#64 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:06pm by m0nicam0nster

aww thats awful!

i agree with #6[:

#65 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:08pm by ifoundnemo

POP THAT ZING!!!

(That's right... THE ZING MASTER IS BACK, JACK!)

#66 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:14pm by ZING_MASTER

....then clear up the acne.
guys like girls who look good. idk why women don't understand that.

#67 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:22pm by Meyernltn

he's an asshole, trust me, there are better guys in the world.

#68 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:29pm by lmao_rofl9

what a shallow loser
i used to have a lot of problems with acne, then i started taking doxycycline and it's all gone now :)

#69 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:34pm by interventions

wow if he thinks that he isnt worth dating.

#70 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:39pm by rawrcookie

What a shallow jerk!
It's just skin!
Personalities are the only thing that should matter!

#71 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:42pm by pommeblossom

You have a crush on a douche bag. Acne is bad, but damn, he shouldn't have been leading you on like that!!

#72 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:58pm by GubuntoidOSX

and now that you know what a total jack-jack he is, you can save yourself the stress of being with someone so superficial.
i hope he hits puberty all over again and the kids call him pizza face

#73 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:11am by linzey

i would go with what number 6 says ;]

#74 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:14am by jennaleighhh

Lol at #6

But NoName entries are fake. He/she has posted so many...

But, nonetheless, they are truely FML's...

#75 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:15am by Virgin_Tea

Snap thats cold. But I agree with number 6, hahahaha

#76 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:17am by FuzzMonkey09

ACCUTANE!!!!!!!

#77 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:19am by IDIOT

A lot of girls on this site. And they wouldn't go out with a acne faced guy you judgmentally bitches.

#78 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:21am by zach

kick him in the nuts

#79 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:27am by dontcryout

you should of responded with
" WERE NOT TOGETHER UNTIL YOUR PERSONALITY GETS BETTER"

#80 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:31am by heynow09

#75, noname just means that the poster hasn't provided a username. it's the default posting name. it's not all one person.

#81 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:31am by ihaveaheadache

Now you know that he doesn't like to enough, and you shouldn't go out with him.

#82 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:34am by Mistress_Puppy

He'll kiss you if your acne clears? Then I'm guessing his "feelings for you" are that he cares only about your appearance and he'll take advantage of it when he can. Get away from the guy fast, he's going to make you feel more awful about yourself one day, when you're totally committed and it'll just hurt more and more.

#83 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:43am by asdfqewr

Well, first off, he was leading you on.
FHL (F*** His Life)
Second off, that's an asenine thing to say. I would never say that to a girl, whether they have acne or not. And I definitely wouldn't lead her on like that, then tell her to change.

#84 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:44am by ifeelsick

Wow, that's harsh.

#85 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:44am by one23four

what a F**king ass*ole

#86 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:48am by Gio

Number 6 owns.

#87 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:50am by RawrToast

What a douche.

I have acne problems due to genetics, regardless of the fact that I wash my face every night and use medications and what have you. I've been with my boyfriend for three years and he's never said a word. Obviously this guy is not worth your time, and I would imagine that even if your acne did clear up and you did get together he would end up being emotionally abusive. At least you found out what a dick he was before you were in too deep.

#88 - On 03/08/2009 at 1:16am by flute88

acne can ruin chances at romance, unfortunately that's the harsh truth! i had horrible, horrible acne all through middle school and high school and no guy ever approached me. at least you got some hand-holding action going on here, and it could move further.

you're probably sick of acne remedies by now, but this works MAGIC for me: Solodyn 135mg. Once a day. Take it for a month and be awed.

#89 - On 03/08/2009 at 1:23am by bruingirl

What a jerk.
You should try some acne cleanser and stuff, and once your acne subsides and he wants you back, tell him "Not until ______" and pick something unattractive about him to say.

Payback's a bitch.

#90 - On 03/08/2009 at 1:32am by mehwhateverr

Skin ID worked for me. Good luck!!

#91 - On 03/08/2009 at 1:47am by MissClassy

And he already says this before anything has even started. Drop this idiot like a bad habit. He's going to say the same thing about the baby weight, about your first gray hair, about your first wrinkle, and the list goes on and on. Save yourself the pain. And find a real man. Of course, why am I saying this when real men are in scarcity here.

#92 - On 03/08/2009 at 1:50am by vigilantechick

"just get rid of your acne" yeah, cause you know it's a choice. you just buy one miracle product and everythings all better. as soon as you put it on.\

um NO.

i've tried everything for years and nothing worked until i recently realized my skin problems are due to me being allergic to almost every cleanser and medicine i've used and now it's clearing up. but it's never as simple as "oh just go get medicine"


he's an asshole and that's weird for a guy cause unless your acne is SEVERE most guys don't notice it to the point where it's kinda unbelievable...

#93 - On 03/08/2009 at 3:01am by blackmelt

hes an a$$hole lol

#94 - On 03/08/2009 at 3:06am by Kyzomo

I'd sneak into his room at night and rub bacon grease all over his face for a week.

#95 - On 03/08/2009 at 3:11am by Misanthropist

#31 speaks the truth. Don't even bother with this asshole. Acne's a bitch, and so's he - you don't need both.

#96 - On 03/08/2009 at 3:15am by anaphaseii

Men don't care about "until your personality gets better" so just go for the penis insult. It's very hurtful. :) I like number 6 the best btw

#97 - On 03/08/2009 at 3:39am by cecilia_weasley

even if he's a dick, why lower your self to taking advice from assholes who take their frustraion out on a website like this

heres an idea, to the people who write on the OPs blog not the OP. the OP should ignore all of you. ( yes i realize the hippocracy of saying that on the blog i'm condeming don't waste a post saying so, i hope she realizes this herself) don't give advice on thing you only hear a paragraph about. if she has feelings for him like she said she did, he must have been nice at some point, and if the feelings she had are based on his looks than once again shut the fuck up because her feelings are based on looks, his can be too

#98 - On 03/08/2009 at 4:00am by jake

That's really romantic and subtle -_-;;.

#99 - On 03/08/2009 at 4:40am by Cassy

Maybe he's just really concerned about what other people will think about him. He might just be... ashamed of you, which is really not better. Honestly, it wasn't so much a dick move to think it as it was to SAY it. I mean, I'm not attracted to pock-marked people.

#100 - On 03/08/2009 at 5:05am by texmas

I mean, yeah he's an ass, sort of (go with #6!! lol). But at the end of the day, people are shallow, especially teenagers, or at least a good majority are. So can you blame him that much for feeling that way? Saying it like that is really harsh though. Plus if he has feelings for you anyway, its a stupid thing to care about because usually shallowness prevents people from having feelings...

#101 - On 03/08/2009 at 5:14am by tokyooo123

Read Ham On Rye by Charles Bukowski. (while doing #6 and #95)

People that think you can just get rid of acne are stupid and have never dealt with it. <3

#102 - On 03/08/2009 at 5:40am by muffinsrus

no one wants to kiss a guy/girl with a face that compares to pizza... shiet.

just sayin'

#103 - On 03/08/2009 at 5:43am by leeton

That dude is totally not worth your time if he is gonna be so shallow. If he really likes you then he should be able to get passed the acne thing. Shiet, my girlfriend is chinese, I am able to look passed that LOL

#104 - On 03/08/2009 at 6:43am by Houdrummer

Sounds like he wants arm candy, not a girlfriend. He's not worth your time.

#105 - On 03/08/2009 at 7:25am by Yunie

I'm so annoyed with the 'well just get rid of your acne' comments. Like she prefers to have acne and isn't doing anything to try and get rid of it. No one chooses to have it, and it's not as simple as, "Hey! I think I'd rather not have acne! *clear skin*"

#106 - On 03/08/2009 at 7:27am by caramelcarebr

thats so mean

#108 - On 03/08/2009 at 7:37am by Screamo101

#6 is GENIOUS!

I agree with that 100%.

#109 - On 03/08/2009 at 8:35am by RenoEnvy

ouch

#110 - On 03/08/2009 at 8:44am by raptor

You have really dodged a bullet with this one. #6 FTW!

#111 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:08am by inkstains

Thas is rediculus, dont get with him sweetie, any guy that cannot accept a girl for how she is and her looks ain worth it, why try to change somone, if you wanna be with them u wanna be with them cuz u like them/have feelings for them, you dont get with somone n then try to change them into somthing you want.

#112 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:22am by shady_angel

DO WHAT #6 SAID! The guy's a jerk if he cares about ur acne.

#113 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:28am by inkblue

What an ass, if I were you I wouldn't get with him.

#115 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:54am by Tikal

Number 6. The second choice.

#116 - On 03/08/2009 at 11:09am by need_cheese

lmao, i agree with number 6.


im sorry. he's a jerk.

#117 - On 03/08/2009 at 11:16am by whatev09

i agree with #6 also....if you can't deal with me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

#118 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:12pm by hootch

LMFAO kudos to #6

#119 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:27pm by ultimatefailplz

Guys like this use interchangeable reasons to make excuses to get something from you without having to go public. It could have been anything. I've even had a guy say I was 'too beautiful to be in public with him.' Yeah, okay. All of those kind of guys are full of shit. Find someone new who won't make excuses and give you the public relationship you deserve.

#120 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:34pm by liveitlearnit

hehe glad to see you guys like my idea (I'm #6)

*sheds a happy tear*

#121 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:43pm by keke

Acne is caused by hormones, nothing to do with cleanliness. For some, antibiotics and contraceptives can work to clear acne for a time, but your body will develop an immunity to the former after a while, and obviously men can't take the pill.

Unfortunately acne is one of those things some people just have, like eczema, asthma, hayfever, psoriasis, rosacea, or just about any other chronic condition you can think of that has no definite cure. So have a little sympathy for people who suffer with it.

For anyone who sufferes badly with acne, my best advice would be:

1. NEVER pay for over-the-counter acne treatments. They are just cosmetics and within law they cannot contain the more powerful ingredients found in prescription medicines, so they won't work. They are basically making money out of your insecurity with no benfits for you, so don't buy into it.

2. Don't over-wash. The more vigorously and frequently you remove the natural oil from your face, the more oil your skin will produce in compensation, and the worse your acne will become.

3. A lot of people will jump at the chance to give you advice having never suffered this themselves, just be polite and ignore them even though this is extremely irritating.

4. Be kind, informative and polite to people who still think this is your fault, and don't let acne be the deciding factor in what you do.

Whew! I feel better now that I got that out of my system :) xx

#122 - On 03/08/2009 at 1:08pm by ejtm

You could just sleep with me as an act of vengance.

#123 - On 03/08/2009 at 1:28pm by silverling

Seriously, that guy is NOT worth it!

Sure, do something to sort your acne out if that will make you happier but definately move on from the jerk who can't see beyond that!

#124 - On 03/08/2009 at 2:07pm by Bryany

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.

#125 - On 03/08/2009 at 2:55pm by deenice

DICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICK.

First of all, you are waaayyy better than that.

Second of all, it takes a real man to see past girl's flaws.

And lastly, Clean and Clear is God. :D

#126 - On 03/08/2009 at 2:55pm by Emily5

you should totally clear up your acne with a miracle product, pretend to get together with him, then lean in to kiss him and say "sorry, i dont date boys with hair like yours."

:)

#127 - On 03/08/2009 at 3:40pm by awkwardmoments

douche.

#128 - On 03/08/2009 at 3:53pm by jumi

that's just not right.
and #22 you're totally wrong

#129 - On 03/08/2009 at 4:05pm by epgymnast

he's a dick.

#130 - On 03/08/2009 at 4:05pm by fcktheworld

95, I love you.

Yeah, the guy is an asshole. This story sounds like something out of a bad soap opera. Get a guy who's not unbelievably shallow, sweetie.

#131 - On 03/08/2009 at 4:50pm by sagittaurus

The guy you like is an ASSHOLE. If he were a nice guy it wouldn't matter that you had acne. Seriously, there are so many nice guys out there. Find someone who's not a jerk.

#132 - On 03/08/2009 at 4:54pm by spiffysophia

you can do better than him.

#133 - On 03/08/2009 at 6:25pm by lexybaby61

lol i dunno, this sounds like a middle-school thing to do.
but he still said he liked you. love isn't completely blind, you can't expect him to think your acne looks good, but if he's able to stay he still likes you despite it... yeah, that was an asshole way to talk about it but he might not be that bad. proceed with caution, but who knows, he might be okay after all.

#134 - On 03/08/2009 at 8:02pm by lolcakes

#41 here, with an update!
Yay, another dickhead to laugh and point at!! #134 Quotable quote:
love isn't completely blind, you can't expect him to think your acne looks good, but if he's able to stay he still likes you despite it
Oh, my god! He said he WOULDN'T be with her. You can't tell me you simply misread the thing, as you obviously realise its "an asshole way to talk". Did you really just take a whole different meaning (and a contrary one at that) from this FML? IDIOT.
Why is anyone defending this loser? You just look like a neanderthal sympathiser.

#135 - On 03/08/2009 at 8:15pm by judeneon

LMFAOOOOOO omg, im sorry thats hilarious

#136 - On 03/08/2009 at 8:29pm by miiiax3

He's a mofo. You should of drop kicked his ass.

#137 - On 03/08/2009 at 8:41pm by iammeanttolive

tell him what #26 said! tell him what #26 said! omg!
i find this ..well...not funny, but just ... idk what the word is, but basically i have a boyfriend that worries about his Own acne and worries what I think of it, not the other way around. even though I do have a little of it...
I say dump his clear skin, because that was utterly dirty and oily of him to say :)

#138 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:18pm by ilovethissite123

RUDE. >:|

#139 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:19pm by ohfrick

i hope you said "uh-UH!" in your most ghetto voice & slapped him.

#140 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:07pm by dg72592

What a prick. Tell him to fuck off.

#141 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:27pm by N1C9

yea he's an ass
use proactive

#142 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:43pm by Heatstreak

aw..yeah, don't go out with him..

#143 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:49pm by secret

Dermatologist. Most people CAN do something about their acne, even if it takes time.

#144 - On 03/08/2009 at 11:33pm by texmas

well that just sucks and now you know hes a complete asshole.

#145 - On 03/08/2009 at 11:49pm by sicklife6

ahh wtfff ... he should like you for who YOU are not whats on the outsidee.. what a jerk!
just dont tlk to him before it gets to serious and your feelling for him become more.

#146 - On 03/09/2009 at 12:18am by hayyyyyy88

Unless you really do have significantly-worse-than-normal acne (I wish I could find one a set of pictures like they have at the doctor's office sometimes...let's call it 7 or higher on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being no acne and 10 being your entire face completely covered with zits), dump his ass. He's clearly a total dick.

If you do have significantly-worse-than-normal acne, see a doctor about getting it cleared up...and still dump his ass. Because clearly, he's still a total dick.

Normal or even slightly above-normal levels of acne shouldn't be an issue if someone really cares. Really bad acne is just nasty even from a platonic standpoint, plus the worse your acne the greater the chances of permanent scarring, so you definitely want to get that taken care of, but even if that was the case he shouldn't have led you on that way.

#147 - On 03/09/2009 at 12:25am by l33tm0nk3y

one word ASSHOLE

#148 - On 03/09/2009 at 12:33am by HeartofDarkness

he is an asshole but this is hilarious cos it sounds like a commercial plot for acne products....

#149 - On 03/09/2009 at 1:10am by nekoteikouji

What are you complaining about? He said he'll give you a chance once you wash your damn face, so try DOING it.

#150 - On 03/09/2009 at 1:57am by lifeliketexture

i used to struggle with skin problems for years and nothing worked, so i hear ya girl
i hate people who think its so easy, its not.
ha and the guy will never change. even if your face does clear.
shallow guys like that never do

#151 - On 03/09/2009 at 2:24am by bananahannah13

what a rude jerk!

#152 - On 03/09/2009 at 2:39am by cherrytunez

*hugs* I'm sorry hun. He's a jerk. I know it's probably hard to just kick him to the curb, especially if you really like him. But, like some others have said, if he has an issue with your acne (maybe something you cant control), whats gonna happen if you have a baby and he hates your body, or god-forbid you get into an accident and had a scar?

I dunno, I'd be extremely hurt if someone said that to me. The person you are with is supposed to make you happy, no matter what. Gosh, Ive had my horrid moments where I was a giant mess, and my husband has never once made me feel bad about it. I hope you can find that. Someone who makes you feel beautiful inside and out, regardless of any flaws you may have.

#153 - On 03/09/2009 at 5:53am by boredat5am

hes the man

#154 - On 03/09/2009 at 7:36am by yuyo

that is so rough. i had something similar happen to me once, and i cried for days. most people have/have had acne so you're definitely not alone. as much as it sucks to hear that, you need to move on and show him that you are better than him.

#155 - On 03/09/2009 at 11:54am by redonkulous

Ouch. What an ass.
Pick a new one. He does not sound worth while.

#156 - On 03/09/2009 at 4:31pm by Lovebug9

you sound like you're in middle school. lame fml.

#157 - On 03/09/2009 at 6:36pm by formosababie

You shouldn't be with a dick like that.

#158 - On 03/09/2009 at 7:43pm by snkybstrd

i bet he makes fun of retard kids too. what a dick.

#159 - On 03/09/2009 at 10:41pm by wtfxup

Please refer to www.proactiv.com and purchase a handful

#160 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:13am by Misohorny

OMG!!!! This guy deserves to be shot. I hope you dumped the bastard!!!

#161 - On 03/10/2009 at 9:43am by Lilu01

I hope you smacked him upside the head then and there.

#162 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:49pm by pamberry

hahahahaha #6 you're my hero.
and DOUCHE. BAG.

#163 - On 03/10/2009 at 6:35pm by HotTamale092

oh my god.
that is HORRIBLE!
please don't ever give him another shot

#164 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:49pm by ohwowthatsucks25

Terrible.
At least you know now that he's a jerk.

#165 - On 03/12/2009 at 2:59am by Jareth

He cares more about looks than personality.
Don't date him.

#166 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:43am by emerald

you just got ROFLPWNT

#167 - On 03/13/2009 at 6:01am by Envy_Invidia

Act like you're going to sleep with him, then when you see his penis, reject him and leave. If you can strand him someplace in the process, all the better.

#168 - On 03/14/2009 at 8:09pm by squeaky

why would you like a guy so goddamn stupid?

#169 - On 03/15/2009 at 10:43pm by DarcysLetter

you don't need him. Any guy who says that to a girl deserves to have his ass dumped on the curb

#170 - On 03/16/2009 at 2:15am by saintsgrace

He's an asshole. And he's probably insecure as hell, so he feels like he needs an "ideal" gf to show off to the guys and what not.

Anyhoo, #20 is lucky prescription shit worked. All it did for me was make it so I could only eat once a day unless I woke up super early for breakfast and even then I felt sick all the time from having all sorts of drugs in me on an empty stomache.

#171 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:32pm by Sir_Naff

Kick him in the face.

#172 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:40am by Hawthorn

Fuck him! His loss!

#173 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:35am by BakerMan

hm. i find it very funny that you post things on here that are irrelevant. like a more recent post from 03/17/2009 says something about you getting married. so how can you be liking some guy? 10 days before you're supposed to get married?


you're a liar.

#174 - On 03/20/2009 at 12:27am by jafish16

so sorry..

he is not for you!

you will find a better guy for you!

#175 - On 03/23/2009 at 12:03am by babyimcreativexx

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
another hilarious man move, this guys a champ, and for the lovely lady, proactive perhaps? maybe oxy pads? maybe even dating men with vision problems?

#176 - On 03/23/2009 at 11:30pm by mandumonfire

he's a tool, but at least you found that out without having to waste any time going out with him

#177 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:53pm by kirb

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#178 - On 03/25/2009 at 9:53pm by pengchees5

LOL #6

#179 - On 03/26/2009 at 11:20pm by lame16

"what an ahole, although i would prob do the same thing, it's not difficult to have clear skin."

If you're lucky, or have a ton of money, this is true.

For everyone else, it's fucking false.

#180 - On 03/30/2009 at 12:48pm by FajitaFreak

@174

Ummm... this was posted by "noname", which is the default FML name for an anonymous poster... you're an idiot.

#181 - On 03/30/2009 at 3:30pm by takran

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#182 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:13pm by peeshlover5

Guys as shallow as this should jump off a bridge and drown . Period .

#183 - On 04/06/2009 at 12:52am by ah__x

i cant believe all the people posting on here calling OP pizza face, etc. wow

but if you think about it its not really a FML its more of a THANK GOD i found out what a douche he was early on in the game lol. still, that kind of embarrassment sucks. no matter how old you are.

#184 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:01am by blinkingstarlet

DICK. i'm sure he's no fucking model!

#185 - On 04/09/2009 at 5:18am by erty228

Don't go out with him, even if your acne clears up. :|

#186 - On 04/10/2009 at 2:43pm by Misha

Don't go out with him, even if your acne clears up. :|

#187 - On 04/10/2009 at 2:44pm by Misha

lmfao #6.....



but seriously this guys a jerk. he should like you for you not what you look like ... ditch him you can do better.

#188 - On 04/10/2009 at 5:17pm by liserrr

Murad is a good skin cleaner.
Get that, clear up, then go for a hotter guy.

#189 - On 04/16/2009 at 7:02pm by 0hh_snap

haaa #6 :P I agreee

#190 - On 04/16/2009 at 8:54pm by Jaay

Wow, lucky you! He showed you what a complete, shallow asshole he was before you guys got into a serious relationship.

#191 - On 04/17/2009 at 8:52pm by Sakura_Haruno

This made me want to slap him. Number 31 broke my heart. Lose him.

#192 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:04am by eliamay

i would of been like "well until u become less of a dick head, were not together"

#193 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:46pm by DanielleMazz

thats horrible. then again, my acne is probaly whats keepin me from gettin a girl

#194 - On 04/25/2009 at 7:35pm by whocaresnotme

cmon now... FAIL!

#195 - On 05/06/2009 at 2:45am by nemesistwo

urgh what a useless waste of space...anyone who actually cares about acne is pointless, it's not as if it's contagious. you can find someone better i'm sure

#196 - On 05/09/2009 at 7:51pm by ibufficus

break up with him.
see a skin doctor.
get your skin cleared up.
he'll probably say something dumb like "hey cool let's date"
then laugh and say no not till you're skin is looking as good as mine!

#197 - On 05/12/2009 at 10:06pm by Clarinet

........ Fuck that guy.
You can do better.

#198 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:38am by KayleighTea

the guy's an asshole!

#199 - On 05/17/2009 at 12:15am by Lewis01

Ahh what a jackass. I bet if I'm with someone, they'll probably tell me the same thing. :(
Sorry of what happened to you. Your better than him.

#200 - On 05/17/2009 at 3:28pm by NewYork10711

At least he told he the truth. You know who he really is, what a jerk.

#201 - On 05/19/2009 at 12:11am by jellyrcw11

You should have pushed the front of his jeans and said, "And until this gets bigger, we're really not together." He's a jerk. Just tell everybody he's super small. It'll make you feel better. :)

#202 - On 05/20/2009 at 10:29pm by SweetheartAngel

omg i can't believe that. i really hope you're not going to still be with him after that remark. if he really liked you he would be proud to be with you. that's just terrible and no nice guy worthy of you would ever say that (or even think it).

#203 - On 05/22/2009 at 1:46am by lowgurl

Omg such a jacka** , r u sure you really want a guy like that?

#204 - On 05/25/2009 at 5:00pm by AshleyJ

Do not date him, ever!

#205 - On 05/28/2009 at 7:21pm by BabySunshine

What a dickwad. Drop him like a hot potato.

#206 - On 05/28/2009 at 10:48pm by YouDeservedThat1

Wow wat a shithead

#207 - On 06/02/2009 at 3:17pm by kennyfsp

That is so f***** up....

#208 - On 06/04/2009 at 12:29am by zaz15

Wow...what a complete dick. Find yourself a man and not a boy.

#209 - On 06/09/2009 at 7:04pm by absolutezero1287

do what #6 said!!!!!

#210 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:26am by merl08

Wow... I have bad acne too, but never mattered to anyone for me. I guess he's not nice enough. Unless he apologizes for it.

#211 - On 06/17/2009 at 9:21pm by crushed56

fuck you, number 22.
for some people it IS difficult.
and yeah, the guy in question is def. an ass.

#212 - On 06/18/2009 at 1:40am by fetushead148

That dude needs to be kicked in the face.

#213 - On 06/18/2009 at 5:23am by ominousky

okay this guy is an asshole, never date him. and some of the comments on here, grow up. you'll find a better guy.

#215 - On 06/30/2009 at 1:37pm by tooclose16

Congradulations. You've fallen in love with a guy so shallow he makes a kiddie pool look like the ocean.

#216 - On 07/10/2009 at 2:21pm by epicFAIL_Sometim

Good one

#222 - On 08/15/2009 at 1:45pm by Vampire_princess

Wow. what an asshole

#217 - On 07/11/2009 at 10:09pm by bigraws23

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

Fix your damn face then.

#219 - On 07/21/2009 at 1:01pm by ericavel

Okay, he's a jerk. I hope you told him off and got over him.

#220 - On 07/30/2009 at 11:02pm by archie246

PWNED!!!!!!

#221 - On 08/15/2009 at 4:11am by karmasab17ch

ditch him
If he likes you he'll like you for you not what you will/would be..

#223 - On 09/08/2009 at 11:50pm by XxCoolPersonxX

Damn. He's an asshole. Bitch slap him and then get the ultimate revenge by clearing up your acne (i know, easier said then done) and go out with with his friend. Just ignore him.

#224 - On 09/18/2009 at 12:24am by Wicked_6

Damn...Get owned!

#225 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:14pm by Conantcougar82

aweee fuck him.

#226 - On 11/20/2009 at 3:39pm by abrewah

Bit of a cock imho!

#228 - On 12/01/2009 at 1:29pm by LilleyWilley

What a douche bag! You deserve better.

#229 - On 12/03/2009 at 1:39am by Classicbeauty7

There comes a moment in time where you should just say...
"Well, if you were a woman, i would be with you. So get a sex change and I'll get pro active." Smile nonchalantly, walk away. For he is worth SHIT.

#230 - On 12/04/2009 at 1:22pm by minaakitten

ew.
wash your face.

#231 - On 12/12/2009 at 8:54pm by musicgalore

Wow some people on here need to get educated before posting idiotic comments.
Just because she has acne doesn't mean she doesn't wash her face.
It's a skin condition and not everyones skin responds to the same treatment.
It takes a while to find the one that fits your specific skin type just like people taking medicine for other health reasons.

But anyways, drop that dude.
He's not worth it.

#232 - On 12/15/2009 at 5:45am by t_fangz

What a winner of a guy. Someone more deserving is out there, I promise.

#233 - On 12/21/2009 at 3:53pm by littlelemur

Get him to show you his junk and then tell him that until he grows one, you won't be doing anything with him. What a jerk.

#234 - On 01/04/2010 at 1:10am by SparksLikeFlint

there is no way you should ever speak to him again. i cant believe he actually said that outloud to you! wow....not worth it.

#235 - On 01/11/2010 at 10:47pm by mef

ps advice for acne: birth control (do your research or talk to a pharmacist/doctor first...some work better than others)
and the brand 'jurlique' works really well for me, its natural ingredients, &you get it at spas & special places like that.... never get facewashing stuff at CVS or something like that if you have sensitive skin... i'd recommend getting a facial if you know a place that's good, and talking to the person there about what products they think would be good for your skin in particular. it is expensive, but when you find the right products (usually need a cleanser, toner, and moisturizer), it's so worth it. good luck!

#236 - On 01/11/2010 at 10:54pm by mef

Ugh. Some guys are pathetic.

#237 - On 01/19/2010 at 10:29am by RetroGirl

Son of a BITCH!

#238 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:53pm by tdog626

HES A GANSTER. he gained 100x respect points.

#239 - On 01/29/2010 at 7:15pm by mks2895

D: chop his balls off

#241 - On 02/08/2010 at 1:15pm by JF4509

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