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Today, I was in my back yard and I saw my neighbours daughter choking on something. I ran over and gave her the heimlich maneuver. It turns out her friend was recording her while she was doing her drama project for school. I broke two of her ribs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40608) - you deserved it (11939)

On 05/27/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by Bob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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You HAVE to get us the video somehow.

#2 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:55am by DoctorManhattan

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the first thing you EVER do when helping someone out is to ASK if they want help

#3 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:55am by chickenfeetyum

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