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Today, my physics teacher asked who had implants. I raised my hand. Then he asked me to show him the implants. Shocked at his request I called him a perv. I later discovered he meant dental implants as he was teaching x rays not breast implants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12323) - you deserved it (110144)

On 03/07/2009 at 8:40am - misc - by Noname - Pakistan (Islamabad)

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Why would you have breast implants if you are still in school? You deserved that one, for that very reason.

#2 - On 03/07/2009 at 2:08pm by may_cause_fail

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hahaha wow you are kind of dumb!

#1 - On 03/07/2009 at 2:06pm by npk88

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