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Today, was my music recital. I was playing and sneezed really loud into my saxophone which made the mouthpiece blurt out of my mouth. I have a neck strap and as the saxophone came back towards me the mouthpiece hit me in the head. I knocked myself out in front of the audience. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42267) - you deserved it (3479)

On 05/26/2009 at 5:52am - misc - by hahacopster (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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