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Today, I went to use a public bathroom with my friend. I heard someone, who I thought was my friend talking, and I replied with "I hate being on my rag, I get constipated a lot." When I opened the stall door, I saw two guys using the urinals. I went into the men's restroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11657) - you deserved it (35684)

On 03/06/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by MNLucyy - United States (Nebraska)

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Why would you think your friend wants to know that anyway? Ew.

#3 - On 03/06/2009 at 7:36pm by limeade

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I posted this, I am a girl. And I was walking in front on my friend. I hadn't noticed she verred off into the other bathroom. It is not fake, I WISH IT WAS!

#12 - On 03/06/2009 at 7:56pm by MNLucyy

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