[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I went to use a public bathroom with my friend. I heard someone, who I thought was my friend talking, and I replied with "I hate being on my rag, I get constipated a lot." When I opened the stall door, I saw two guys using the urinals. I went into the men's restroom. FML

#227183 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (10793) - you deserved it (33771)

On 03/06/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by MNLucyy - United States (Nebraska)

More FMLs?

Noname's life also sucks
Today, I went for a job interview on my birthday. I had on a shirt and a tie on and I had my Blackberry in my...

Noname's life also sucks
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat...

Mulee also deserved it
Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket. When the conductor was in...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!