Today, I was woken out of my drunken state by a guy trying to stick his penis in my mouth. I'm a guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15357) - you totally deserved it (2449)
On 01/22/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
Why does you being a guy make it any different?
It's horrible either way, male or female.
#4 - On 02/09/2009 at 4:48am by Punk
lol noname, you also made a post about accidentally taking home a tranny... are you sure you're not telling yourself something?
noname noname noname noname, you so stupid! how can you not realize that a friken penis is in your friken mouth....just taste it.
but other then that ewewewewewwwwwwww
#7 - On 03/01/2009 at 10:47am by bee
how do you know what a penis tastes like? ( and would each one tast differant ? if they wernt washed or something ? )
#2- whether or not he's gay doesn't matter- it's still sexual assault if you stick your penis in someone's mouth without their consent, and if I were in that situation I'd bite it off
#10 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:51pm by qwerty123456789
even if you were a girl, you should be mad. That's gross!
#15 - On 03/21/2009 at 12:50am by Dimaranien
LMAO... You got hosed!
Women like the cock, though... >.>
LULZ
#16 - On 03/22/2009 at 11:06pm by paulfalcon
@ 6 & 7 - "Noname" and "anonymous" is given when a person posts a FML and doesn't supply a name
#18 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:41pm by could_be_funny
You're just so excited to be with the bros and everyone's cheering, and you don't even realize....I just gave these guys FOUR BLOWJOBS
Relax dude. Sure, waking up with some guy putting a penis in your mouth, or trying to, is awful all on its own, but it doesn't mean much. Now, if you remember how you got there, be worried.
That's at least the rules I was told.
#21 - On 05/16/2009 at 6:47am by redbluegreen
ummm...
I say YDI.
I mean getting yourself in a druken state that some creeper managed to even /try/ to stick his dick in your mouth while you're knocked out is terrible...
kinda ur fault cuz it's your responsibility to keep yourself in a controlled state.
yet, I still think your life is fucked, so...
keep living and watch your drinks, it couldve been that sombody put something in it...
#27 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:58am by oh_mi_shizzle
Did he at least buy you a drink first? I'm guessing they're both American college students "I was like at this party, and like, this dude was totally passed out, so I like snuck up and like sooooo stuck my cock in his mouth, that dude is so gay"
