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Today, I was woken out of my drunken state by a guy trying to stick his penis in my mouth. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23225) - you deserved it (4245)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

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wouldn't that make this a "fu*k my mouth"?

#8 - On 03/04/2009 at 10:51am by Lizo

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Why does you being a guy make it any different?

It's horrible either way, male or female.

#4 - On 02/09/2009 at 4:48am by Punk

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