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Today, I was woken out of my drunken state by a guy trying to stick his penis in my mouth. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20887) - you deserved it (3791)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

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