Today, I dropped my keys. Not wanting to lean over and pick them up, I pointed at them and said "Accio." Then I realized I had tried to use a Harry Potter spell in real life and in public. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23427) - you totally deserved it (97293)
On 03/05/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by redhead (woman) - United States (Georgia)
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That's pretty sad. You sound like you should play a MMORPG like everquest or World of warcraft or somthing. You would love the roleplaying....... freak!
W.o.W and Harry potter are 2 completely different things thank you.
And to the OP:......that's just sad.
I'm with #3, that is almost as cute as the person that drew a lightning bolt scar with eyeliner.
And what if it had worked? Who'd be laughing then yeah?
+1 for style. I would definitely have laughed, but not at you, just with you. Just laugh it off, I do the same with the Jedi Mind Trick and Force Push, as long as it takes for someone to get me my drink from the table.
For a second there I thought #2 was recommending you play Warcraft instead of being an HP fan, and I had to lol.
#10 - On 03/06/2009 at 6:25am by apastry
haha! I wish I had seen this happen! I think we would have become fast friends! lol :)
#11 - On 03/06/2009 at 6:25am by kelseysue92
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This is when you realize that you need a social life and DEFINITELY need to get out more bro. That's just ridiculous. Mainly because you are most likely over the age of 16, and by that you are officially a nerd.
Does nobody realize this is a woman OP? It says it RIGHT UNDER the FML. And this was amazing. Sounds like something I would do except you did this in public? That would be horrific. I would just grab my keys and like, run away really fast and not look back. Unless nobody around you knew that that was a Harry Potter reference and you could've just been like, "oh accio means fuck in russian" or something stupid like that, you know?
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oh god. can you be any more nerdlike?
#17 - On 03/06/2009 at 7:06am by King_of_Kings_2
Haha, I have totally done that.
I also use Alohomora when I get frustrated about being locked out of work.
Geek pride, baby!
#18 - On 03/06/2009 at 7:08am by plethora
can anyone tell me what Crucio means or does? i never got into fantasy stuff. so, i dont know.
#19 - On 03/06/2009 at 7:11am by King_of_Kings_2
no its th torture spell, but close enough, but what i don't get is how she just said accio, she NEEDED 2 say "accio keys"
LOL GEEK PRIDE
Actually, she said she pointed at the keys. When you point at it, you don't have to say the name.
But if you don't see it, Or you're not pointing directly at it, you have to say the name.
GEEK PRIDE +1
Meh, I do that all time.
Don't try to hide your HP pride!
#19 Crucio is the torture curse from Harry Potter.
It's very evil.
I love you. I do this ALL THE TIME!
But only at home.
Will you be my new BFF?
Nah, I bet some people there got it and had themselves a laugh....
#27 - On 03/06/2009 at 7:38am by sorry_you_fail
that is AWESOME!!! So im not the only one thats ever done that. When i get frustrated with something sometimes i just blurt out some spell that would help. after a few seconds and nothings happened i feel kinda stupid. when i was 7 i used to think i could make my baby sister levitae with wingardium leviosa and a stick from outside
Omfg, I've ALWAYS done that!
It's so awesome eh? I wished it worked in real life :(
#30 - On 03/06/2009 at 7:47am by CHUCKABRICK
hahahaha omg you're my new favorite person. that's hilarious!!
#33 - On 03/06/2009 at 8:13am by lifeluvinchica
...story of my life...if someone pisses me off i wave my hand at them and say "sectumsempra"...incase you don't know that's the curse that cuts up the opponents body everywhere like a knife...and i think i've tried to "incendio" my computer once...set it on fire...
#36 - On 03/06/2009 at 8:18am by madame_malfoy
That's happened to me... in a way. Once this dude was pissing me off, and I was thinking about turning around and shooting him with a needler....
oh man... you were LARPing!
btw, put all your ranking into bluff. that way if you ever find yourself in a jam, you won't have to fight!
=D
#38 - On 03/06/2009 at 8:26am by pyrojunkie
I've only ever said Harry Potter spells on purpose as a joke, but I sure have tried the Force ;)
#39 - On 03/06/2009 at 8:27am by PTERONOPHOBIA
Someone's been reading the Harry Potter books a little too much! I mean I really love the books but I wouldn't stoop that low!!!
my boyfriend sent me this, and my response to him was, "that person is amazing."
#42 - On 03/06/2009 at 8:55am by noreallyitstrue
@ #37
Wanting to turn around and shoot someone in the face with a needler (I would go for the flak cannon personally) is a bit different to turning around and trying to cast a spell on them.
Just thinking about it in your head and actually trying to do it are 2 separate things.
For instance, if someone had said " I was walking along today and some asshole bumped me. I pulled out my imaginary minigun and started shooting him up.. as well as supplying my own sound affects..... thats when I switched to Alt-fire"
then they would probably get as much stick as this guy is getting.
That is so incredibly awesome. I absolutely love you. I try it at work all the time, whenever I'm on the phone and the cord doesn't reach.
hahaha that is amazing... but you really should get a life...
#45 - On 03/06/2009 at 9:30am by ndrocksmysocks44
I made an account just so I can comment you and say---YOUR THE SHIZZNIT!
=] i love HP and i dont think anyone would laugh at you, they would laugh with you, in case your thought your a dork, you not =] && your AWESOME,
This is amazing!! I wish I had a time like that! I've tried to use the spells from Harry Potter before, but they were all concious. :)
#51 - On 03/06/2009 at 9:51am by NCIS_Agt_Stepps
pahahhah your hilarious, i have deff done that before... but a classmate picked up my pencil and said "its no use.. dosent work no matter how hard you try" with a rly sad face on =D looove it.
#53 - On 03/06/2009 at 10:15am by katijaLEBOiNK
We should be friends XD I've actually done something like that before. It made me sad for a minute, but then I just grinned at what a nerd I am.
#55 - On 03/06/2009 at 10:49am by KerlyFries
The suspension of disbelief is supposed to end with the book or movie, you know.
In all fairness though, my friends once pointed out I was melting my shoes (which were a present) over a fire and as I casually said "Opps" I though to myself "I'll just load or use a cheat."
Little reality slips. I did cheat though, in a way; I bought a new pair.
#56 - On 03/06/2009 at 10:50am by Dark_Snowy
Even if you weren't a huge harry potter fan....too good to bend over and pick stuff up like your keys like a normal person?!
Seriously.....when I drop my keys I instantly go to pick them up because i have my car keys, my condo key, my mail box key, my bestfriend's apartment key, and my parking lot pass. I'm not going to leave it there for even 5 seconds.
I'm not gunna lie... this is effing awesome!
If I had been standing there when you said this, I would have definitely ran over and started talking HP with you hahaha
HP= life.
#63 - On 03/06/2009 at 11:33am by EpicFail33
Think bright, probably nobody understood you.
But if they did, then they are geeky too.
#65 - On 03/06/2009 at 12:00pm by lewalrus
I find it hard to believe you could actually do something like that because you, "forgot that it wouldn't work."
So it doesn't really seem like an accident or FML. You deserved that one.
#69 - On 03/06/2009 at 12:25pm by Emrysa
Oh my my. At least you realized how retarded you must have looked. :)
#71 - On 03/06/2009 at 12:28pm by LyLa
haha this is amazing.... everytime i say anything about harry potter with my friends they all look at me like im crazy haha so good job. more people should be like you
#74 - On 03/06/2009 at 1:16pm by fam_surprise
when i read this, i figured most of the comments were going to be people making fun of you. it scares me that you have at least 100 people who do the same thing. what's even scarier, is that they all seem to be adults.
#76 - On 03/06/2009 at 1:21pm by nofyourlife
Wow, this never happened to me in my whole long geek career X-D. YDI for being so involved in your fantasy world?
Guess the worst thing I've done is, in a bad or uncomfortable situation, wish I could hit "reset" to try again XD.
i don't get how that is a fml. a little embarassing that you did that in public, but if you just blurted it out like that it's probably not the first time it's ever happened... were you disappointed it didn't work this time, or what?
ps, #76... seeing as there are only 75 people before you i don't know you can be so sure that there are at least 100 people here doing the same thing...
#78 - On 03/06/2009 at 1:23pm by lolcakes
YES. You win.
I haven't managed to do this yet myself. I always catch myself before actually speaking the word(s). Unfortunately.
Effing summoning spell, always in the back of my mind. Along with Lumos and Alohomora.
#80 - On 03/06/2009 at 1:44pm by Nosgoroth
All of us who criticized him or her will really be fucked the day the spell really works.
No need to show me the door, I know where it it :0)
I have done this several times, often in places like the library where people turn to stare at me. This is not an FML moment, it is a good thing.
kudos to #1. Original author... I'm intrigued to how it came to this.
#83 - On 03/06/2009 at 1:57pm by asdfqewr
I said I agreed that your life is fucked because, come on guys, we'd all like to be able to do magic, lol. DON'T LIE TO YOURSELVES.
This is both awesome and adorable xD
I've recently taken to saying 'Avada Kedavra' to people who annoy me :\
#89 - On 03/06/2009 at 2:48pm by avada_kedavra
you are probably my new favorite person.
I laughed so hard I almost cried...
....and I've done it before. >_<
#90 - On 03/06/2009 at 2:55pm by darkdreams166
#76.
i def. agree with you.
and that's really lame.
you clearly deserved that one.
#95 - On 03/06/2009 at 3:06pm by AMANDAlove
You moron! You need to say "Accio keys" for it work properly!
#97 - On 03/06/2009 at 3:15pm by You_cry_I_laugh
lol don't feel too bad about it. I give you props, actually.
#98 - On 03/06/2009 at 3:27pm by unBrokenBeliever
I LOVE YOU! I have definitely pulled an accio or a lumos here or there in public, I don't know if I actually thought it would work but it sure is fun to make ppl think your an idiot
#1,3,5 and 7
great comments!
any harry potter nerd loves ya now. you are great for that lol
and OP. thank you. made my day!
Hahaha this is awesome. Sometimes, I secretly do that myself -- just because I'm such a HP nerd :P
This sounds a lot like the girl who drew the lightning scar on her forehead.
I'm with you #107: this totally made my day !! lol
#109 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:17pm by fillmyheart028
im gnna go watch harry potter now.
i've used alohomora on an unlocked (not to my knowledge at the time) door
and i thought i was magic.
that was a sadd day.
rofl that's hilarious.
I probably would have done the same:)
thanks for making my day.
#120 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:39pm by rofliloveyou
hahahahhahaha best thing in the whoooole world. you are my hero
#121 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:56pm by makey0uastar
why did you leave the house its dangerous out in the real world or IRL for you
#122 - On 03/06/2009 at 5:02pm by imhawaiian
Don't worry, anyone who recognized the spell wouldn't have much room to say anything about you and anyone who didn't recognize it wouldn't really care.
LMAO at #1
But I don't really see anything that wrong with it. If I saw you do it, I would've thought it was cute and funny
#128 - On 03/06/2009 at 5:48pm by HottGurlKira
hahaha i laughed so hard when i saw this because i tried to use that spell this morning when i did not want to get out of bed to get my sweater.
#131 - On 03/06/2009 at 6:56pm by gracebahkah
I'm not sure why this is showing up on FML- Be proud, friend.
Any time I lose something I always say "accio keys," and then I usually find it.
: )
#132 - On 03/06/2009 at 7:02pm by ApplaudtheActor
lol
dude read some manga or twilight and get ur mind off harry potter
#134 - On 03/06/2009 at 7:11pm by Heatstreak
I.friggin.LOVE.YOU!
You have NO idea how many times I've done that xD
#135 - On 03/06/2009 at 7:30pm by infectedToasterr
this definately made my day right behind learning that my english teacher used to be an ultimate fighter.
#137 - On 03/06/2009 at 7:46pm by LaLaLaurenn
oh that is just awesome.
i do it all the time.
and when i can't be bothered turning on a light i say "LUMOS".
ahahaha.
hp nerds for lifeeeee. (:
#138 - On 03/06/2009 at 7:48pm by yojoeletsmakeout
I don't think that you should worry about it...I do it it all the time... I am perfectly fine with it
#139 - On 03/06/2009 at 8:20pm by bandnerdsaresexy
I love you I love you I love you.
I did the exact same thing when my bookbag was too far away this morning. In front of all my friends.
#141 - On 03/06/2009 at 8:26pm by heyitsme112233
lmao!
#36 I've thought about doing the same thing! lol
It's not like theres anything wrong with reading a good book the people that think its nerdy probably cant read! lol
and #5 is funny lol!
anyway i do the same thing but usually it pisses my sister off enough to get up and get it for me! lol :D
#144 - On 03/06/2009 at 8:59pm by lifesuxthanudie
I do this as well. LOL. Oh my goodness, that's so funny. Don't worry about it. It's hilarious.
And #1, That's funny as well. : D
#145 - On 03/06/2009 at 9:01pm by _Elizabeth_
Hahaha you remind me of my friend; every time she turns on a light she's like "lumos!"
I'm guilty of that too... one time I was really intensely into one of the books and there was a can of Dr. Pepper right out of my reach, so in all seriousness I was like "Accio Dr. Pepper!"
Nothing Happened.
#147 - On 03/06/2009 at 9:20pm by kxrossed810
wtf
you need to tell your sister that he is exchanging numbers with girls
IMMEDIATELY
#152 - On 03/06/2009 at 11:15pm by MJ_Alexander
hahaha I made an account just to comment on this... you're my hero!
I do that all the time, once i was trying to light something and I said lumos or w/e...
and whenever i misplace something I wish i could accio it right to my hand.... hahaha
I LOVE HP!!! and we're not nerds, HATERSSS
haha lol thats awesome
and im with # 3,5, and 6 !! Harry Potters awesome =P
#159 - On 03/07/2009 at 1:11am by yankeesfan130225
Harry Potter is the best. I try the spells all the time, in public and private. It's like expressing frustration, haha.
#160 - On 03/07/2009 at 1:27am by lulzer
hahhahah I want to become your friend! I do that sometimes lol. ACCIO sweater!!!
#163 - On 03/07/2009 at 3:42am by cecilia_weasley
Omg that's beautiful :)
One of my best friends does that all the time...
He's always all "accio schoolbag" but it only works when I'm around to hand him his bag
You're my hero :)
I just made an account right now to tell you,
you are my hero!
I wish I was that lost in Harry Potter to forget that spells don't work.
Since you're such a big fan, you might appreciate the fact that Tom Felton has a twitter. Tomfelton.
#170 - On 03/07/2009 at 12:39pm by LindseyKiwi
You should have then said "Obliviate"
high five man that's awesome
#174 - On 03/07/2009 at 4:33pm by cra_z_turtle
Lmfao! I've done that.
And said "Lumos" when I didn't want to go turn the light on.
Yes, you are so my new hero.
#175 - On 03/07/2009 at 4:44pm by manoverboard
If I dropped my keys in public, I would want to lean over and pick them up.
#183 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:13pm by jthm_guitarist
nyeh. i was walking around our local gay neighborhood trying to find this alleyway (i wanted to take a picture of it for my photo assignment) when i said "this shit should be like the room of requirement. magically appear!" i got laughed it.
I do it constantly.
With all different types of spells.
Don't even worry about it.
That's more of a hug moment than a fail moment.
#188 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:02am by RebeccaNichole
If i were there to witness that, it would make me believe that Hogwarts really is real!!!!
#194 - On 03/08/2009 at 1:21pm by elasticplastic
This sounds like you did it on purpose just to put it on FML
and you're also trying to be "cute"
well~
LOLFAG!
#196 - On 03/08/2009 at 3:47pm by Speedyblurr
don't worry. my boyfriend tries to open automatic doors with the force.
#198 - On 03/08/2009 at 4:57pm by rockmsockmrobots
*hug* i have a new bestfriend... i totally do stuff like that all the time....
#201 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:47pm by itneverstops
Some of these comments are as amazing as the story. Loving this.
Oh and btw dont' feel bad about it. I've done similar stuff myself. Although with less of an effect.
#205 - On 03/09/2009 at 3:11pm by azraelthemongo
Hahaha that is so funny. My friend and I are always doing stuff like that in class and at meal times. The other day in biology I passed a note saying 'Do you dare me to stand up and randomly leave class?' and she sends one back saying 'Yeah! And say it's because of Voldemort.' I nodded and told her to give me a ten second count down, and then stood up and yelled "OH MY GOD IT'S VOLDEMORT!!!" and ran out of the classroom. XD
Anywho... kudos to you! =D
haha wrong site, your life isn't F*** its awesone, well it would have been more awesome if it worked.
#212 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:42pm by xcballer28
#37--- I love you. LOL. But I'd have gone for the grav hammer.
#213 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:47pm by KillMeNowPls
omg. I love you. Thats just amazing i love you just for that
#216 - On 03/12/2009 at 7:49pm by ninjablender11
i*m so glad you*re my best friend!! i love that we have wall-to-wall spell wars
i feel bad for all these muggles posting above lol we*re so cool we can do magic!
and i know you have a social life that doesn*t consist of just HP lol we have the HP pride but we have a sick social life!!
love you TONS
#219 - On 03/13/2009 at 2:45pm by oddgirlout27
That is by no means nerd-like at all.
Can't we all dream a little?
Great job :) You made me laugh.
#220 - On 03/13/2009 at 9:56pm by indie_chick1
Omigod, I did the same thing as #49. I LOVE YOU!!
I have tried to use Incendio on my friend's hair before. OH! And one time, my brother was like running to tell my parents about something I did, so I grabbed a random stick, pointed it at him and screamed, 'LOCOMOTOR MORTIS!' I was 12...
#5, quite obviously he did...
#223 - On 03/14/2009 at 3:40pm by Envious_2008
this makes me unbelievably happy; i use HP spells on accident all the time. someone told me i was a muggle today and i nearly cried. I BELIEVE!!!! hahaha :D
#226 - On 03/15/2009 at 10:53pm by ohshitmoment
My friends were talking about what they would hum to there kids when their older, they were all humming lullabys and i say "oh i know a good one" and i start humming the HP theme tune, not purposly either lol they just laughed at be. HP geeks ftw!
#229 - On 03/16/2009 at 1:55pm by WhySoSeriousXO
LOL I wish I was there to see that. #1's was hilarious not gonna lie :)
#231 - On 03/16/2009 at 3:42pm by JonasFan_94
your actually just made my day
i absolutely love harry potter
i remember dreaming to be a bitch when i was 12 lol
#238 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:53pm by cherrybollosm04
hahaa, I've done that.
And every time some little part of me thinks that it might work.
the only problem is, I'm really not sure how to pronounce "accio"
#239 - On 03/17/2009 at 12:24am by life_my_fuck
I actually registered to just that you're absolutely fantastic.
#240 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:26am by randomposterasd
I'm with the person above...I registered just so I could tell you this is awesome. I've actually done this before. My worst thing is my tendency to say 'lumos' in the dark. I mean sure, some people say we are total nerds, but apparently there are enough of us to go around.
#241 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:33am by iamsansname
IT MUST NOT HAVE WORKED CAUSE YOU LOST YOUR WAND
I BET PEOPLE LAUGHED AT YOU
IM LAUGHING AT YOU
THIS IS GREAT
DO IT AGAIN
ON PURPOSE WITH AN OUTFIT
oops wow
just re-read my comment
and i totally meant to say witch** not bitch**
i'm a dummy :( lol
#247 - On 03/18/2009 at 2:12am by cherrybollosm04
Hahaha oh my God, you are awesome!
I've totally done that before in the store.
#250 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:27pm by karathemute
O don't worry. Be proud to be nerd. I am a shameless Tolkien-o-phile. Do you know how many times I have spoken to my friends using Elvish terms? lol.
#251 - On 03/18/2009 at 10:02pm by Dimaranien
I'm not even a big fan of the books, but that was funny it kinda made my day. my friends however would totally do something like this
#252 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:07am by williamsrt3
hahah IM WATCHING HARRY POTTER !!!
Thats amazingly insanly awesome
#254 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:01pm by sydney873
Harry Potter freakin' rocks! Screw Twilight, because Harry Potter = hotter guys + better writing. Though Stephenie Meyer DID get rich by publishing her sexual fantasies. And it was the worst writing I ever seen. I could have written it when I was in the third grade. Epic failure on her part.
#256 - On 03/20/2009 at 2:45pm by lifesucks67
i most definitely have encountered this situation before haha no need to be ashamed!
#262 - On 03/21/2009 at 8:35pm by sunshinedaisy
god really? that is so fake. i mean a) Harry Potter sux, twilight is WAY better.(except 4 the movie. the only good part in that is the smexxiness of robert pattinson and taylor lautner) and b) who would remember that kinda stuff?? oh and c) arent spells sposed to be long and ryhming???
#263 - On 03/21/2009 at 9:30pm by FuNkYMoNkEy
you are so awesome :D i do that sometimes, not just with accio, with other spells as well
#264 - On 03/22/2009 at 5:58pm by tinnedpeaches
OMG this made me laugh so hard because it reminds me of my best friend who is crazy about Harry Potter. LMAO!!
A) you are a tool B) 90% of people that replied to this are tools - the ones who liked it C) get out and socialize with real people more often
#270 - On 03/24/2009 at 12:44pm by studsmcgee
haha. :] I'm glad to know i'm not the only one who does this!
#272 - On 03/24/2009 at 7:14pm by heydestinyy
all of those who said mean things no need to be rude i bet everyone who enjoyed this FML has a life and gets out...like me for example i actually have a group of friends and go out almost every night so no need to be rude! HP nerds unite!!!
#275 - On 03/27/2009 at 3:59pm by oddgirlout27
Ahh, #4 .. I usually try to do that with my teacher .. She have yelled at me soo much, but i still keep doing it .. For funsies
#277 - On 03/29/2009 at 12:12pm by EmptyCareCup
I'll only agree that you're life is fucked because you are that much of a loser.
#279 - On 03/29/2009 at 9:29pm by Common_Sense
wahaha. i love that. xd
and then there's a popup thingie for a harrypotter rp game on the side ahah >>
#282 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:06pm by Naomerd
we know SOMEbody who isn't going to hogwarts
you are my hero
#283 - On 04/01/2009 at 7:03am by thatCanadianGuy7
This is hilarious. i love it.
sounds like somthing i would do.
#284 - On 04/01/2009 at 2:25pm by tennisislove22
OMFGz! Your amazing! I thought I was the only one who did that! XD
#285 - On 04/01/2009 at 9:08pm by lifesux_luvktae
When it gets dark and I'm too lazy to turn on the lights to see, I just kind of murmur, 'lumos' without even thinking.
I do the accio thing, too.
NBD.
#289 - On 04/02/2009 at 10:12pm by neeeeeeeecole
I like to use a combination accio, the force, and if neither seem to be working I imperio some one and they usually hand it to me. I find combining different sci-fi/fantasy/gaming methods works very well. ;)
#290 - On 04/03/2009 at 12:40am by blowup_dollie
You're an idiot... but only because it was an accident.
Were you doing it on purpose in public it would've been totally acceptable and hilarious.
not only is that awsome, but i love how many closet spell casters commented. it's nce to know i am not alone or a geeky as i thought!
i do that too. and i also practice my telekinesis when i dont want to bend to pick something up. it hasnt improved so far, but i'm trying. ;)
I'll admit to doing that too, but usually I know in advance it won't work. Usually.
#295 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:44am by bucketgirl
haha. trust me, i've done that before. gotta love harry potter
#296 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:52pm by heart_broken
Haha xD
I just don't get why this is a fml...
look at all those comments of people who did the same ...
do you really think your life is fucked up cos something funny happened to you ?
#297 - On 04/10/2009 at 5:46am by Scoochie
hahaha, that makes me happy. i think we could be great friends.
#302 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:14pm by rawrdesiree
hahaha, that makes me happy. i think we could be great friends.
#303 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:14pm by rawrdesiree
LMFAO I love it!
That's awesome you're great lol
I've done that too...playong around tho never actually saying it by accident >_
I have done way too many Harry Potter spells in real life and in public. You're not alone.
#305 - On 04/14/2009 at 3:47pm by dontcare804
SOMEONES LAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.... I've tried to use the killing curse on my brother... too bad it dint work!!!!!!!
imagine if someone handed u ur keys (technically meaning the spell worked xD) then u pointed to urself and said Avada kedavra
To be fair after a day when I had the flu and had watched about 10 episodes of heroes to kill time, I actually tried to read someones mind and later tried giving them mental commands.
#310 - On 04/16/2009 at 4:07pm by ArchBishopHH
LOL.
That's great.
Sounds like something I would do.
#312 - On 04/17/2009 at 12:28am by DanielleGoesRAWR
Why are people being mean? That is freaking awesome! Legend! Epic, epic legend!
#313 - On 04/17/2009 at 6:24am by JesusOnExtacy
#263 - you're an idiot, go screw yourself. Long rhyming spells and Twilight are for losers who have nothing better to do than fantasize about nonexistant vampires all day long. Rob was better as Cedric anyway. :']
#314 - On 04/17/2009 at 6:14pm by manoverboard
That's amazing!
I've done that a few times myself too. Haha.
Every now and then when I was sick of school I used to say to people "fuck this shit, I'm transferring to Hogwarts!"
I love Harry Potter! :)
#315 - On 04/18/2009 at 12:44am by nicoleevenden
You know how people make weird noises when they sneeze? You could have just pretended you sneezed while picking it up if anyone looked..
#318 - On 04/19/2009 at 3:42pm by debbiedowner2
i think you need to see a specialist about your "being a nerd" problem, maybe a NERDologist. i like harry potter and all but thats sickening.
are you kidding! that's amazing!
this coming from a girl who dresses up and attends every day of Comicon every single year...
i still think you rock.
#321 - On 04/22/2009 at 8:41pm by kissheruidiot
I don't know what's worse,
that you were too lazy to just bend down and pick up your keys
Or that you are old enough to use this site and yet still manage to forget your wand.
I Luv it I do that all the time and ppl give me this strange look like wtf Its so much fun go hpfans and #38 u rock LARP day is Fridays in gweasley11 world
#325 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:51pm by gweasley11
Absolutely brilliant. I've thought it in my head, but never actually said it out loud. Brilliant, I say!
haha the real embarrassing part is that you forgot your wand!!
#330 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:31pm by tennisislove22
OMG, I love you.
You're officially my new hero. I always want to do that.
#331 - On 05/01/2009 at 4:34pm by ShesaGoddess
Haha. I once pointed at my Physics teacher and yelled "Avada Kedavra!" in front of my whole class. It was epic. Love you!
Wtf? Reading Harry Potter is one thing, but remembering the spell names... who has that kinda time?
#334 - On 05/02/2009 at 5:44am by spitball1074
lmao, I'm such a nerd, but I've done that before. haha
I'm sorry, though, that always sucks.
#337 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:39am by Clairella_DeVill
God... sometimes I looked at my park car ffaaaaarr away and wish I could ACCIO my car...
we are loosers... jajaja
or said Lummus when im in bed and need to turn rthe lights on jajajaja... god.. HP and twilight *coug cough* has taking over my life!
hahaha ive done that SSSSOOOO MANY TIMES!!! I always whisper 'crucio' at my enemies backs, i use lumos ALL the time, and when telling secrets, i always say 'muffliato' first. although liuken is right, youd have to say accio keys.
#340 - On 05/05/2009 at 5:31pm by pronerdfighter
Don't forget your wand and maybe it'll work.
Muggle.
>.>
I love you. :D
#343 - On 05/08/2009 at 3:06am by HaleyHacksaw
OMFG I LOVE YOU! hahahaha like Harry potter is almost a way of life for me. hahaha jk But don't worry bout it I probably would do that too at some points!!!!!!!! haha
#344 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:15pm by BlondieKirst
Hahaha I love you, man.
You did something that isn't different from what I do on daily basis.
Geek Pride!
#345 - On 05/10/2009 at 3:20pm by SimplyIzzie
Haha there is no problem with that. Just because everybody thinks its not 'kewl' doesnt mean it actually isnt. U rock.
Anyone else ever tried to "undo" or "back" something then realised wait a second, I can't, this is real life?
#347 - On 05/11/2009 at 8:29pm by lightburns
#256 - Harry Potter and Twilight are about two completely different things, how are they even anything to compare? Also how are they even relevant to this post? And "hotter guys" refers to the movies not the books which has nothing to do with the writing. Oh and 'the worst writing I ever seen'? Epic fail on YOUR part. The worst writing I have ever seen. Or I ever saw. Apparently you wouldn't have been able to write in 3rd grade cause you can't even do it correctly now. Yes I am a Twilight fan. However, I am also a Harry Potter fan. Kudos to the OP, it is somewhat funny but everyone wishes they were able to do stuff like that even if they won't admit it. =]
#349 - On 05/16/2009 at 8:35am by PrettyVal
next time use a wand and say the object of which you wish to get
EMBRACE BEING A CRAZY HARRY POTTER FAN!!!!!!! =]
#351 - On 05/19/2009 at 11:25pm by Luna_LoveIsGood
Don't worry, whenever I bend over to my lamp to turn it on I say lumos and turn it off I say nox. But my best friend managed to point to her locker and repeat Alohomora over and over again since she forgot her combination until a fellow HP fan named ben who we think is gay said, "Sydney, what are you doing?"
#352 - On 05/20/2009 at 7:16pm by theflamezbegin
And she has a $145 copy of Hermione's wand and is saving up to get Ginny's, which is about $200. And we were playing kickball and she yelled, "Petrificus totalus!" at the thirdbaseman. It might've been Locomotor mortum, I just know it paralyzes.
I sat in the middle of Books A Million spazzing when the Tales of Beedle the Bard came out.
#353 - On 05/20/2009 at 7:21pm by theflamezbegin
your offically the coolest kid ever. everytime i come across this i just smile.
i love harry potter. i mean look at my OP name. there are two harry potter reference's in it.
whatever.
i am a nerd SO WHAT.
NERDFIGHTER!!!
badoo dood oo
#358 - On 05/24/2009 at 3:37am by Amandalemora
Bah! Don't feel bad! I would have done the same thing. I bought a wooden wand for a costume and for whatever reason, picked it up every day and either carried it in my bag or the large pockets of my favorite cargo pants for a month. You're not alone in your geekdom -_-
i would have laughed my arse off if any random person did that in front of me..
the funny thing is, everyone understands what you mean!!
#361 - On 05/27/2009 at 5:19pm by weirdshithappens
That was the most amazing thing I've read all day. I've done something like that too. :)
#364 - On 06/02/2009 at 12:43am by missingchapter
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
i love HP! ive read all the books and its good to see some people love them so much they think its real sometimes:D
#365 - On 06/02/2009 at 3:41am by jennygoldberg
#2 world of Warcraft isn't a mmorpg it's the best mmorpg
#370 - On 06/03/2009 at 2:20am by Instantfilm
Lol, I tried to do this tonight when I was crouching in front of the TV turning stuff I need to on, and the Foxtel remote was on the couch so I nearly said that :p.
You're amazing!!!!!!
I do that ALL the time.
Just a few minutes ago, I said, aloud, "Accio coke" and actually expected it to come to me xD
#373 - On 06/05/2009 at 11:31pm by hogwartian02
Gotta agree with #372...
A couple of minutes ago, I got locked out of my room and tried to use 'Alohamora'.
I turned the knob and was actually surprised to find it (still) locked. Lol!
Yeahhh,
Not gunna lie.
I've done that sort of thing too...
Frequently.
Take comfort in not being alone. [:
#376 - On 06/08/2009 at 9:50pm by Ohhhwhatever
I laughed hard at #1 but what I think you meant instead of 'crucio' which would be to torture yourself, i think you meant 'avada cadavra' which would be to kill yourself.
Haha yes I am a harry potter lovva
#377 - On 06/12/2009 at 5:14am by under_estimated
The other day I was locked out of my house frustrated i yelled 'Alohamora', the sad thing is I was actually a little dispointed when it didint work.
Whatever I'm a nerd and proud.
I am a psycho HP fan. I have a replica of Dumbledore's wand (AKA the elder wand/deathstick), a replica of the time turner, and all the books (hardcover) in a nice little case.
I remember, I had just got the wand replica and was fooling around with it, I decided to shout out a spell, so I yelled loudly, 'EXPELLIARMUS!' My sister decided to walk upstairs at the exact same time and fall in a fit of laughter. Haha.
#380 - On 06/13/2009 at 1:57am by tatianabam
I don't see an FML here. I just think that's plain awesome.
#382 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:43am by duct_tape_zombie
I do that ALL the time.
I dropped my keys and was to lazy to pick them up, so I looked at my lock and said "Alohmora"
But, the reason your keys didn't come to you was because you just said "Accio" Your supposed to say "Accio KEYS"
that would have worked ;)
#384 - On 06/16/2009 at 12:45am by HarryPottersLIFE
BADOODOO.
Nerdfighters rule.
I love harry Potter,
I have a wand that I made, I've had a HP cake two Bdays now.
And I've trying to get my friend to give me his HP figurenes and cardboard movie thing.
I also have a Harry Potter purse.
(:
#385 - On 06/16/2009 at 12:52am by HarryPottersLIFE
I thought I was the only one who tried Harry Potter spells. :3
but not in public >_> this made me lol xD
by the waay, the best HP spell is Avada Kedavra. it turns you into a really hot vampire :D like Cedric/Edward ^_^
#388 - On 06/26/2009 at 1:37pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD
#73 I think we could be friends. In my life, I've never met someone else who dislikes it
#389 - On 06/28/2009 at 5:52pm by _musical_addict_
I mean I don't hate it (anymore) I just don't find the stories that entertaining. I do hate twilight though, and I say it proudly. :)))
#390 - On 06/28/2009 at 5:56pm by _musical_addict_
don't worry, we all do this from time to time :) well... i do. and it makes me feel better to think that everyone does. :D
I've done that. And shouted Lumos at the lightswitch, and tried non-verbal Unforgivables on people I don't like...... It's ok to be obsessed with Harry Potter, it's amazing!
#393 - On 07/09/2009 at 5:34pm by RockinZygote
well, bravo. . . . . . . you just announced to the world that your a true blue, in its purest form,, a nerd. not because you read harry potter, but because you tried to use one of the spells. . .
#394 - On 07/15/2009 at 2:21am by Paige_Nicole10
I know Chicks that think that's hot, we would become instant best buds
#395 - On 07/17/2009 at 8:54am by EvAnWuzhere
LOL, dude. I respect your stupidness. Now you should gol get Harry Potter and Wolverine to go ride in the Death Star with you.
#399 - On 07/20/2009 at 4:19pm by Struedelmuffin
I also signed up just to comment on this. I think you are amazing haha. I totally do that all the time, except in my head... I so wish it were real ! but ..this is AWESOME.
#401 - On 07/22/2009 at 7:20pm by allieauthentic
Aww its okay
I was on my top bunk and the remote was on the floor
I told my cat to get it and yelled at him for not listening
then i realised I was talking to a cat
So i used the Wingardium Leviosa
spell
Im such an idiot
um, it didn't work because you have to state the object you want to come to you after you say the spell. you should've said "accio keys." duh. maybe you should ask professor flitwick to assist you, he helped me perfect my auguamenti charm!
hahahahahahahahahahah this made me laugh
youh are absolutely amazing my friend :]
im so doing that next time i drop something ;D
#409 - On 08/03/2009 at 11:51pm by Smiley011
lol #1. He should have pointed at his self and said "Avada Kedavra"
#410 - On 08/04/2009 at 10:56am by AyeBallz07
i spent ten minutes peeing myself, and then i tried to read it to my dad but kept cracking up. he didn't even find it funny, i was like :|
this is my favourite fml EVER.
I LOVE YOU
#412 - On 08/09/2009 at 8:09am by kitten1504
Tucatz, I have always wanted to play quiddich, even if you don't float :P
#413 - On 08/09/2009 at 12:18pm by GMeister13
we all have those days where we just forget to think...yours just happened to be in public lol
#414 - On 08/10/2009 at 9:57pm by simply_smile
maybe you should get a dog to retrieve things for you when you accio
#415 - On 08/13/2009 at 4:41am by AtoZandBeyond
Congradulations, you are now one of us. POTTER-HEADS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#418 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:03pm by doubleAbattery
im not alone! thats hilarious, though, i think i love you.
#423 - On 09/28/2009 at 11:18pm by just_fine_thanks
I have two topics, so (1/2)
Well, we obviously know enough about HP to have posted on here... To have given this post a second glance... Yeah, don't hate...
The books are WAY better than the movie, too bad it's done, over, finished...sniffle... They missed sooo much, especially in the last movie... WHERE was the FIGHT scene? Why did they mess it up? Sniffle...
I was looking forward to it so much...I wanted to see the Elder Wand, the whole thing was passed over. Dumbledore's Childhood, passed over, grr, like all the good parts, gone. WHY?
Now I see all these little kids "I want this new HP game, but the movie didn't even come out yet. How did they make it?" Um, read the book and you'll see... What is this world coming to? Rather watch the movie than read the book? The book is BETTER than the movies...
Ok, I was actually 10, or was turning 10 later that year... when it came out, when I read it in 1998, so I really grew up with it... (I actually looked forward to turning 11 for a while...sniffle lolz aww the naivete of youth) & I was the same age for a while...till she lagged in the book creation process...
The 29/30-year-olds+ (1980-) um...didn't grow up with it really...You guys were like 18-19 when it came out...lol
Thanks Google, & wikipedia... yeah I give my props
AND for all the ppl who posted about Twilight...um why? Did you read
"The Southern Vampire Mysteries (informally known as The Sookie Stackhouse Novels / Chronicles and retronymed the TRUE BLOOD Series upon their reprinting"...
"Harris created The Southern Vampire Mysteries series about a telepathic waitress named Sookie Stackhouse who works in a northern Louisiana bar. The first book in the series, Dead Until Dark, won the Anthony Award for Best Paperback Mystery in 2001."
Totally taken from Wikipedia...
NOW TB is way better than Twilight & VD and Twilight came out in 2005
"Ever since the release of the first novel, Twilight, in 2005, the books have gained immense popularity and commercial success around the world. The series is most popular among young adults; the four books have won multiple awards, most notably the 2008 British Book Award for "Children's Book of the Year" for Breaking Dawn,[1] while the series as a whole won the 2009 Kids' Choice Award for Favorite Book.[2]"
So Children's book or Adult book, you choose (Don't watch TB if you're underage. Totally not condoning that, or telling kids to watch it)... and Twilight came out like 4 years too late... Read them, and you see some similarities... not saying She Stole the details from SVM, maybe just borrowed without asking, or returning... lol. But she says she never read or heard of SVM before. So before reading SVM, remember that It DID come out FIRST, so SVM did not steal from Twilight... Let's let you pass judgments...glittery glistening judgments...
Still, a good children/adolescent book though
(2/2)
Don't worry, I've done exactly the same thing.
But luckily not in public ='D
#432 - On 11/01/2009 at 7:21am by 0ut0fThisWorld
It's okay haha. When I was younger I was explaining a soccer drill to my friends during practice. Instead of saying "points", I said "neopoints". They wouldn't stop making fun of me.
#433 - On 11/04/2009 at 1:40am by bandaidface
I can't believe you could be upset with yourself for something is amazing!!!
#438 - On 12/06/2009 at 9:02am by ShaydeStar
Why are you embarrassed? Harry Potter is AWESOME. I can answer about any question about the series. Don't bother mocking me. I know i'm a nerd...
God I hate it when that happens! So I just levitate them to me. It takes longer but it means I still get to be lazy :p
#441 - On 12/18/2009 at 6:54am by Ozoh_the_Wise
That has to be one of the best things ever...I could see myself doing that...but the only wand I ever had I made from a random stick, but it has been broken :(...o well :)
#442 - On 12/20/2009 at 1:23am by letscomment
this is the best thing everrrrrr. I love Harry potter and I do dumb stuff like that all the time. the other day I actually attempted to apperate hahahaha
#444 - On 12/29/2009 at 3:07am by inlove9407
dude... that's g .... sometimes I pretend like I can use the force with ceiling fans and automatic doors... it's fun
well #446 seeing as she is a squib, i think she cracked. It was too much for her to take.
#449 - On 01/31/2010 at 1:08am by VraelVhalen
I bet everyone else pointed to you saying "homo". Just a guess.
#447 - On 01/28/2010 at 1:11pm by tdawgheath
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hahaahhaha
#448 - On 01/30/2010 at 9:57pm by bonnieandclyde44
i think the real FML here is that u actually memorized which spell to use
#450 - On 01/31/2010 at 9:59pm by KingDingALing
