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Today, I flew from New York to San Fransisco with my wife. We were seated apart and were texting each other about our seatmates in Spanish. I told her the ass of the woman next to me was oozing under the armrest and making my leg sweat. The oozer told me that lots of fat asses can read Spanish. 6 hours to SF. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10617) - you deserved it (50633)

On 05/22/2009 at 11:17am - misc - by mecago (man) - United States (California)

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