Today, I was the only sober person at a bonfire. After being hit in the eye with a snowball, taking people's keys away because they were too wasted to drive, making sure no one died and stabbing the bottom of my foot with a nail, I got to sleep in the snow. Without any blankets. FML

by Alaska fire / 11/19/2016 at 5:14pm / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous

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  • Wait what? I assume camping with tents and no one let you sleep in a car or tent at least?

    You need to get a tetanus shot for real.

    We're you the designated sober person?

    You seriously could've died of hypothermia, you need to have a little talk to a friend who was at that party or whatever cuz dat was messed up, if you didn't know anyone there maybe you shouldn't go to such shindigs like that again especially without someone who'd have your back and make sure u don't freeze.

    #2 - On 11/20/2016 at 1:13pm by Llyev

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  • If they were friends at the bonfire. And if they were all drunk as you said, I'm sure you could of cuddle up with someone so you wouldn't be sleeping outside in the snow. After all you saved them all from getting hurt or die, at least they could of cuddle you:)

    #3 - On 11/20/2016 at 1:18pm by Qandol

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