Today, I went to the store to buy new blankets and a comforter. A cute guy started chatting with me and asked about the new bedroom decor. I lied and said I just had a major break up and needed new things, instead of admitting I was too lazy to dig out and wash my winter blankets from last year. FML

by Anonymous / 11/07/2016 at 3:13pm / Miscellaneous

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  • I hope you sleep well in your blanket of lies. Lies I say.

    #1 - On 11/13/2016 at 9:11am by Wizardo

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  • You didn't even need to say you had a break up, people replace blankets and duvets all the time.

    #2 - On 11/13/2016 at 9:15am by Mauskau

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