Today, I realized two things: how much time I've spent waiting between lectures, and just how bad my love life is. I found out that I get incredibly jealous when somebody sits on my favourite bench in the centre of the campus. FML

by Benchlover / 10/10/2016 at 8:18am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

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  • Hey now, love life has nothing to do with it. I too get obscenely jealous when others touch/go near objects that I have claimed as mine. "No touchy." -- Rule 146.

    #1 - On 10/29/2016 at 1:09am by Levi2411

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  • If that's how you feel about a bench, I wonder how you'd feel about your favorite urinal. It's ok and healthy to sometimes dip your toes in the jealous sea, but any relationship will drown in deep jealousy.

    #4 - On 10/29/2016 at 1:15am by StormfrontX33

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