Today, it's my birthday. The only gift I got was a book on the history of cancers. Not the illness, the zodiac sign. I'm a Virgo. I don't even like astrology. FML

by stupidpplsuck / 09/15/2016 at 4:41am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

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  • Hey, we have something in common. I too got crabs on my birthday.

    #3 - On 09/15/2016 at 12:02pm by Baustigt

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  • And there you were, getting your hopes up about the prospect of reading a book documenting the history of an insidious disease, complete with pictures and early accounts from grieving folk who had lost loved ones. My condolences, OP.


    #8 - On 09/15/2016 at 12:47pm by Tripartita

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