Today, I pushed my spinning clothesline around and walked off like a badass. A loose wire then whipped around the back of my head and caught me in the eye. I'm just so badass. FML

by Drom / 09/14/2016 at 8:20am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

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  • Looks like your clothesline has had enough of being pushed around.

    #3 - On 10/02/2016 at 7:02pm by ThePaperDragon

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  • Just slap on an eyepatch, and you'll be on your way to being a badass. All you need now is a hook hand, peg leg, tricorne hat, and a foul mouthed parrot and you too could be the scourge of ... laundry!!!

    #6 - On 10/02/2016 at 7:21pm by ragnarok1540

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