Today, I was woken up by my dad screaming that the ship was sinking. I started freaking out before I realized that I was sleeping on my couch at home and was not in fact on a ship. FML
by Anonymous / 08/16/2016 at 4:26am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
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And if you decide to have children someday, you will do the same.
#4 - On 09/11/2016 at 5:19am by MandyO
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Gotta love dads.
#1 - On 09/11/2016 at 5:03am by MikuandKaito
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