Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but hey were out so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML

by NotAThief / 08/14/2016 at 6:03pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

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  • Note to self: stuff stolen items in dead animal to sneak past security.

    "Oh man, did my cat leave me ANOTHER distinctly iPhone shaped mouse?!"

    #9 - On 09/10/2016 at 1:22am by Tripartita

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  • oh man, it's time to get a purse you can zip close!

    #8 - On 09/10/2016 at 1:16am by INDYSTRUCTABLE

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