Today, my grandfather gave me a whole box of records to go with my new record player. When I thanked him, he said he'd been needing to get rid of them anyway because classical music makes him horny. I definitely didn't need to know that. FML

by Anonymous / 08/09/2016 at 11:43am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

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  • Just think, you might be listening to the music one of your parents was conceived to! Just imagine… your grandfather needing an outlet for all of his Cold War paranoia and your grandmother sporting nothing but her '70s haircut… ah, what fun!

    #2 - On 08/09/2016 at 6:46pm by Tripartita

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  • I mean, who wouldn't want to ludwig their von until they beethoven?

    #4 - On 08/09/2016 at 6:52pm by StormfrontX33

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