Today, I went out to dinner with my mom and several of her friends. My mom spent the entire night gushing about my Ivy League school and med student boyfriend. I attend a state university and am single. She threatened to cut me off if I didn't play along. FML

by aurelj1 / 08/03/2016 at 3:59pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • I would've spent the whole night being sarcastic AF. Like

    Friend: wow, he's studying to be a doctor?

    Me: well someone's gonna need to pay for the boob job

    #3 - On 08/04/2016 at 4:23am by Haggis300

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  • That sucks. She doesn't have the right to do that, no matter what the situation.

    #1 - On 08/04/2016 at 4:15am by nominaski

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