Out of it

By damn you Ambien - 03/08/2016 05:48 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I woke up to an angry and threatening email from a porn company. Apparently, I took a sleeping pill last night and wrote a nasty email to the company about how they mistreat women. The best part is that I used a web contact form instead of an email, so I have absolutely no idea what I wrote. FML
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Miss_Whipped 43

I suppose it takes a special person to attack a **** company via a web contact form in the middle of the night while possibly unconscious. It sounds as though you were doing this with good intention however, so FYL indeed.

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lusanna 19

Hey, as long as you're not getting sued then don't worry about it. That can't be the only hate mail they get. Just goes to show how thin-skinned they are.

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MikuandKaito 24

Yeah, because they would totally respond in a kind and rational manner.

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ImKimitheEmo 21

You probably wrote something like this "Dear redtube, You are such a horrible **** forcing those woman to squirt and ****** how dare you I wish I could unsubscribe from your sorry butts Sincerely Damn you Ambien"

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ImKimitheEmo 21

I was joking so get your donuts outta your ass and calm down

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NewOldGamerGuy 3

yeah the people on this site are really uptight for some reason.

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BananEnigma 24

It's ok. At least SOME of us found it amusing. :3

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NewOldGamerGuy 3

See what I mean, I get downvoted just because I called them out on their shit, man you people have some thin skin.

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Tripartita 44

Let's review what's happened here. Somebody made a comment people didn't like, and those people used an inbuilt feature of this site by downvoting it. Then, instead of leaving it alone because people are entitled to their opinions— especially when it comes to stuff as subjective as humor—someone complained that other people had "thin skin". Because apparently finding a joke unfunny means you have thin skin, and whining about other people not finding a joke funny is… what? Mature? Thick skinned? No, if your response to a few downvotes after making a dumb generalization is to call /other/ people thin skinned, it just seems hypocritical. You got downvoted. It happens. If I had a nickel for every time I've been downvoted… actually, I have no clue how much money I would have because it really doesn't matter.

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Lalala579121 27

Getting a joke downvoted is an FML rite of passage.

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ImKimitheEmo 21

Thanks seeing how that was my first comment

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skottyp 6

lol I think you're the one who's thin skinned because you wrote two long paragraphs

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Tripartita 44

When you don't have a point to make, try mentioning the length of a post. It doesn't help, but it's fun. The last "long" paragraph was two whole sentences. I hope you'll recover.

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Lalala579121 27

32 - He's just practicing for the novel he is planning to write: "FMLers Say the Darndest Things".

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Miss_Whipped 43

I suppose it takes a special person to attack a **** company via a web contact form in the middle of the night while possibly unconscious. It sounds as though you were doing this with good intention however, so FYL indeed.

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DToast 19

Explain the situation to them, I'm sure they'd understand

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lusanna 19

Hey, as long as you're not getting sued then don't worry about it. That can't be the only hate mail they get. Just goes to show how thin-skinned they are.

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DanielleinDC 33

You could explain that you did this under the influence of Ambien. At least you didn't crash your car into a public building. And maybe talk to your doctor about getting a prescription for another sleeping pill.

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Scarylizard1798 23

Drunk txting is so last year, now it's sleeping-pill-high web forms

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Mathalamus 24

interesting. but you aren't wrong.

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chrisbeaudoin 26

If you ever take pills like that again usually it's best to leave your stuff in a different room so you don't make any worse bad decisions.

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