Today, I woke up to my balls being sucked. Unfortunately, by a mosquito. I hate the summer. FML

by Anonymous / 07/29/2016 at 4:33pm / Miscellaneous

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  • This sounds like the worst superhero origin story. Like, you could be Spider-Man's terrible sidekick, Mosquito-Balls. Your catchphrase would be "My balls itch, so trouble must be a-buzzing!"

    #6 - On 07/30/2016 at 2:35am by Tripartita

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  • at least you got the succ

    #1 - On 07/30/2016 at 2:13am by nrg2395

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