Miscellaneous: Today, a girl on my Snapchat list posted a story asking for anybody...

By snowmon06 - 10/07/2016 04:13

Today, a girl on my Snapchat list posted a story asking for anybody who was awake to talk to her. Me being awake, I took her up on the request. Her response? "Sorry I didn't mean you." FML

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By Princeton - 22/01/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a F*ing idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 16:17 - United States - Hudsonville

Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML

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By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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By thanks. - 28/01/2017 04:00

Today, my girlfriend of over a year woke me up at 4:30 in the morning by sticking her hand down my pants. She immediately stopped when I was awake enough to reciprocate and said, "I couldn't sleep. I was bored. Talk to me." FML

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By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2016 21:28 - United States - Spokane

Today, I sent a Snapchat the girl I've been flirting with all week. Her response was the back of her Coke Zero, which had the quote "You've Got a Friend in Me." I got rejected by a soda can. FML

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Party animal

By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 16:58

Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML

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By tryon777 - 29/07/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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Not you

By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

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swervelol 28

Sunday 10 July 2016 17:14

Sounds like she wouldn't be fun to talk to anyway.

WCARlover 34

Sunday 10 July 2016 17:44

Well now you see why she has to post a story pretty much begging people to talk to her...she's gonna be one lonely person if she keeps treating people like she did you. You're probably better than her OP

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swervelol 28

Sunday 10 July 2016 17:14

Sounds like she wouldn't be fun to talk to anyway.

GoddammitHoward 4

Sunday 10 July 2016 20:11

neither would you though

crudeandrudeguy 29

Monday 11 July 2016 1:22

#1 is wearing cute little ears, I think she would be a blast to talk to

Rented_eyebrows 18

Monday 11 July 2016 1:49

Meow??

HelenLFC 27

Sunday 10 July 2016 17:15

There's really no need for that. You're better off without her OP!

Colon_Man 17

Sunday 10 July 2016 17:21

Did you send her a dick pic? Apparently, that's proper etiquette - up there with offering a hot beverage.

AlittleSanity 11

Sunday 10 July 2016 17:26

Maybe she's planning or talking about you, and not talking about you in a bad way? She may need a third party to get something off her chest or be planning a surprise for you! ....... Or she's a tool OP. Either way I would approach that situation with out being upset or assuming to help your relationship!

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 10 July 2016 17:42

Last time I checked, anybody meant ANYBODY.

WCARlover 34

Sunday 10 July 2016 17:44

kiki1705 20

Sunday 10 July 2016 17:58

-I look so ugly on this photo... -Yes, you actualy do. -OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU??!!

Ahmad321 3

Sunday 10 July 2016 19:09

You're not making any sense you idiot

kiki1705 20

Sunday 10 July 2016 19:21

Well it seemed to me as attention seeking so I made another usual example of it.

kiki1705 20

Sunday 10 July 2016 19:26

Also if my comment makes you mad go and do something that cheers you up, no need for insults.

Nickimariek 20

Sunday 10 July 2016 19:55

That's when you delete her off your list, man.

cocacola999 27

Sunday 10 July 2016 20:10

It could be that she likes (in a romantic way) someone else in that list and was too scared to contact that person directly - not that she dislikes OP in particular. However, she still sounds rude.