Today, my dad had a midlife crisis in the grocery store over his football career in high school. So he decided pelting me with vegetables and fruits would be a good idea. FML
by ugh / 07/04/2016 at 1:26pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
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He can't just go buy a convertible like every other midlife douche bag??
#2 - On 07/04/2016 at 4:49pm by crudeandrudeguy
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#1 - On 07/04/2016 at 4:37pm by CaptainSmith28
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