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By Dakotamc16 - 30/06/2016 15:09 - United States - Shadyside

Today, I told my mom I was gay and guess what? She told me to get in the car because she is taking me to be baptized. FML
I agree, your life sucks 421
You deserved it 48

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Jesus: Love everybody :D Everybody: Except gays, right? Jesus: Wait, no, love them too- Everybody: YOU GOT IT :D *starts throwing stones at gay people* Jokes aside, people are idiots. The bible literally just says "thou shalt not be homosexual" or some shit like that, they never really elevated and went crazy about it yet people jumped the band wagon and used that as their excuse to be shit to gay people. The bible also says that people shouldn't wear clothes woven of two materials, or eat food from hooved animals. Tell your mother (if she ever criticised you for being gay again), that she needs to be "blessed" to get the devil out of her whenever she wears clothes woven of two materials or eats food from a hooved, she'll learn her lesson.

Think of it like this, she was so happy you are comfortable with who you are that she's taking you to the pool! ♡

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Think of it like this, she was so happy you are comfortable with who you are that she's taking you to the pool! ♡

There are so many worse things than being gay. I hope this is just a slight reaction than a foreshadowing of even worse behavior from your mom. I wish you the best of luck! Congratulations on being out of the closet!

Jesus: Love everybody :D Everybody: Except gays, right? Jesus: Wait, no, love them too- Everybody: YOU GOT IT :D *starts throwing stones at gay people* Jokes aside, people are idiots. The bible literally just says "thou shalt not be homosexual" or some shit like that, they never really elevated and went crazy about it yet people jumped the band wagon and used that as their excuse to be shit to gay people. The bible also says that people shouldn't wear clothes woven of two materials, or eat food from hooved animals. Tell your mother (if she ever criticised you for being gay again), that she needs to be "blessed" to get the devil out of her whenever she wears clothes woven of two materials or eats food from a hooved, she'll learn her lesson.

They're not supposed to get tattoos or piercings or wear cotton either.. Just for extra ammo... I mean info

Exactly #3. These people are ridiculously hypocritical. They choose the parts of their religion that they want to observe & if ignore the rest. Then they try to force this on other people like its the absolute law of the universe.

Hopefully it was just a shock and she'll mellow to it soon.

You could be like me and have your parents try to buy a girl to take your virginity to disprove that you're gay. My parents don't know I've slept with multiple men and I bottomed for each one. My parents also alienate me from family activities and any type of support. I'm 17 FML