Miscellaneous: Today, I was laying down and the ball of my lip piercing was... - FML

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By fluffycorns - 28/06/2016 13:45 - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, I was laying down and the ball of my lip piercing was loose and it went down my throat, I had no other choice but to swallow it. FML

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EvilKaa 17

Thursday 30 June 2016 7:06

As long as you don't swallow the ring/bar or whatever it is you have in, it'll be fine. It'll work its way through your body. In the mean time you can pick up a new one for quite cheap.

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EvilKaa 17

Thursday 30 June 2016 7:06

As long as you don't swallow the ring/bar or whatever it is you have in, it'll be fine. It'll work its way through your body. In the mean time you can pick up a new one for quite cheap.

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