Today, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. FML
by pissedoff / 06/28/2016 at 7:53am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
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They're competing for alpha position. Your only solution is to pee on all the walls now
#4 - On 06/28/2016 at 11:26am by aGMAELSTR0M
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Sometimes pets have accidents, no problem.
But your husband is a grown-ass man. I don't get the guys who are the type to leave piss everywhere or other lazy/gross things. They usually strike me as the type to be spoiled by their mothers when growing up.
#2 - On 06/28/2016 at 11:25am by ThatOneChick856
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