By pissedoff - 28/06/2016 11:53 - United States - Benton

Today, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 873
You deserved it 1 338

Same thing different taste

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They're competing for alpha position. Your only solution is to pee on all the walls now

That's disgusting. Make him clean the entire bathroom now.

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stangbang92 17

Eh prolly feels more pissed on honestly.

OP already said that in her username.

Duh it's in her username, don't say stuff that's already obvious

Both of them might be due for a little training.

They're competing for alpha position. Your only solution is to pee on all the walls now

Actually you just need to establish a perimeter of pee. Pick a room and draw your lines!

emi_alejandra 23

Why did your husband pee by the toilet tho?

emi_alejandra 23

? that question did not come out as I imagined it would...

That's disgusting. Make him clean the entire bathroom now.

dogs don't have that kind of capacity.

It's not like you can pee on the floor and not know it. Your husband is lazy, and to be honest, he's behaving like he needs to be potty trained again. The dog...well, it's a dog.

A dog has accidents - but I suggest saran wrapping the toilet so next time your husband decides to piss it splashes back on him

stangbang92 17

To make even more of a mess?

Yes- more of a mess but will learn damn quick to clean it up in the first place

What's the point, he just uses the floor anyway? Next time he does that hand him a bucket of bleach water and a scrub brush.

Dogs, husbands, what's the difference

One is teachable and the other is a man.