Today, my father called me to ask what my middle name is. He apparently needed to know it to remove me out from his will. FML
by Jes / 06/27/2016 at 8:44pm / Miscellaneous
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OP, If I were in your shoes and that were my father, I'd tell him to take his will and shove it where the sun don't shine.
Any father that can't remember his own daughter's middle name - and certainly only asks for it for a selfish reason - doesn't deserve her time anyway.
Maybe I'm being harsh but I certainly don't think he's the kind of father I'd want in my life.
#5 - On 08/14/2016 at 9:03pm by Miss_Whipped
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Oh man, that sucks. Just tell him if he doesn't put you back on the will, you'll make his funeral come sooner. ;)
#2 - On 07/25/2016 at 8:56pm by Lozfan15
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