Today, after being constipated a few days, I used the restroom at a bar. It took a loooong time before I got out. As I went to exit the bar, only the employees were still there, waiting for me because they had closed 30 minutes ago. FML

by RosaMaravillosa / 06/27/2016 at 2:09pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous

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  • Just own it. Walk out that bathroom, hold your head high and say "wouldn't go in there if I were you"...but I'd probably find another bar to go to from now on ;)

    #2 - On 06/27/2016 at 5:55pm by WCARlover

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  • Warning! "Shitty situation" jokes are coming!

    #1 - On 06/27/2016 at 5:53pm by Fritz_Rfunny1

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