Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
by WhatALoserAmI / 06/27/2016 at 12:08pm / India (Madhya Pradesh) / Miscellaneous
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Hopefully it was a horror movie. No one will hear their screams...
Now you just need to figure out how to get rid of the bodies.
#1 - On 06/27/2016 at 5:25pm by Welshite
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Spend the rest of the movie throwing popcorn at their heads.
Just kidding you're better than that.
That's garbage man, ditch them both.
#2 - On 06/27/2016 at 5:25pm by ALittleFreak
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