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By cantevenanymore - 26/06/2016 06:10 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was making pancakes at 2am and dancing around the house to music...my very religious neighbours called the police and a priest (yes a priest) because they thought I was being possessed by demons. FML
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Lol... Sport you some spooky Halloween contacts preferably red... Beat on their door with a spatula and when they answer asked to borrow a cup of holy water

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Lol... Sport you some spooky Halloween contacts preferably red... Beat on their door with a spatula and when they answer asked to borrow a cup of holy water

My uncle often calls his priest for me because he believes my epilepsy is a symptom of being possessed!

that's ****** up I will never respect that ignorant, backward way of thinking

haveyou000 22

Can I get a human possessed by a demon nice enough to make ME pancakes at 2am??

Sounds like that would have been a pretty cool demon!

Pancakes and dancing?! Sounds like demonic behavior.

schindler12345 24

My question is why you where making pancakes at 2 in the morning.

bonehead69 15

pancakes at 2 am ?? and dancing.. I would have called the cops too if I heard you.. have respect for your neighbors. . as far as the priest , maybe they wanted to perform an exorcism to bring the asshole out of you lmao

You sound like a killjoy. Pancakes and dancing doesn't necessarily mean he was being loud. I think the neighbour needs to learn respect for their other neighbours, including the OP. They seem nosey and were probably spying on him, people are allowed to have fun.

Why would police even respond to a call like that... Cooking at 2am! Call the cops, he's a mad man!

In that case I must be possessed by an arch demon or Satan himself, because I ONLY cook between the hours of 12am and 6am.