Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML

by anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

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  • Why does this FML have a chili pepper next to it? I know the pepper denotes sexual FMLs, and I'm trying to figure out which word seems sexual. If the linguistic intelligence behind the NSFW filter can understand innuendo ("large, angry snake"), I'm significantly more worried about it becoming self aware and causing judgement day.

    It would be sort of poetic for an entity born inside FML to cause the greatest FML of all.

    #11 - On 06/26/2016 at 11:26am by Tripartita

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  • "I was enjoying a peaceful nap when some idiot grabbed me and almost brought me down with him. FML"

    #9 - On 06/26/2016 at 11:17am by lui_pg

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