Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear, following the person who'd jumped my fence. I then realised I wasn't wearing any trousers. I'd shouted at the police half naked. FML

by Sammmmi / 06/22/2016 at 2:35pm / United Kingdom (Renfrewshire) / Miscellaneous

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  • Not your fault really. Plus it gave you an excuse to yell at the police naked. Make the most of those opportunities when you have them.

    #1 - On 06/23/2016 at 2:49am by America123Jeff

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  • I guess you were caught with your pants down

    #2 - On 06/23/2016 at 2:54am by zAstonish

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