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By Hooey - 20/06/2016 01:44

Today, my parents grounded me from anything remotely fun. How come? Because I got a 100% on my math test and my parents don't think I could have actually done that well on a math test. FML.

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EwahWeeWah 21

Monday 20 June 2016 13:23

That's bullshit, tell them they can't ground you for that because they have no proof. Bring your teacher into it if you have to.

pickmikk 12

Tuesday 21 June 2016 2:12

Sounds like what my parents would do. I'm sorry, OP. I'd do what #1 said and try to talk to the teacher about it to see if there's anything they can do to convince parents this was legit. Hang in there.

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EwahWeeWah 21

Monday 20 June 2016 13:23

That's bullshit, tell them they can't ground you for that because they have no proof. Bring your teacher into it if you have to.

pickmikk 12

Tuesday 21 June 2016 2:12

Sounds like what my parents would do. I'm sorry, OP. I'd do what #1 said and try to talk to the teacher about it to see if there's anything they can do to convince parents this was legit. Hang in there.

Boometh 15

Tuesday 21 June 2016 11:40

Do poorly, get punished. Do well, get punished. Don't you just love education?

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