Miscellaneous: Today, I realised that because I'm so useless at making and maintaining...

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By MissyofGalifrey - 18/06/2016 00:38 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I realised that because I'm so useless at making and maintaining friendships I'm not an inner member of anyone's friend group. FML

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cidcarrera 14

Saturday 18 June 2016 9:31

Same here

slappygecko 21

Saturday 18 June 2016 23:13

I feel this.

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cidcarrera 14

Saturday 18 June 2016 9:31

Same here

slappygecko 21

Saturday 18 June 2016 23:13

I feel this.

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Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML

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Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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