Today, my mom realized that the "door" part in "screen door" doesn't block sound when she began to talk to our neighbours about how much of a failure I am. I heard everything. FML

by Adopted / 06/14/2016 at 5:22pm / Miscellaneous

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  • That's when you say, "In my defense, I was spawned by somebody who can't quite grasp the subtle complexities of a screen door" before shutting the actual door.

    #5 - On 08/07/2016 at 7:24pm by Tripartita

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  • ignore it & get away as soon as you can afford it.
    When our son was 2 my ex husband told me our son WOULD play professional football & support HIM in luxury later in life. FTS.
    I told my son to do what he wanted. Football, ballet, politics , etc. Yep his dad disowned him for going career military. 8 years in & going strong!
    Sometimes you must walk away from a parent.

    #3 - On 08/07/2016 at 7:08pm by kesaiz

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