Miscellaneous: Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more...

By Ugh - 14/06/2016 20:41 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more than I'm looking forward to my birthday. FML

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By tooembarassed - 03/02/2012 20:47 - United States

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 00:43 - Australia - Fairfield

Today, I arrived 10 minutes early to my orthodontist's office to get my braces off. It turns out my appointment was actually one hour earlier, and now the next available appointment is in four weeks. FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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By FarisH - 31/05/2010 09:15 - Jordan

Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 02:00

Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML

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By bym - 13/10/2008 08:23

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

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What a way to spend the day

By theark - 22/08/2022 10:00

Today, I was informed by my proctologist that my colonoscopy has been rescheduled for my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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brownapple 22

Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:20

Are they that hot?

Sandsh8rk 36

Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:57

Reschedule your appointment for your birthday - win win situation!

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whoredom 21

Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:18

at least you'll have nice teeth for your birthday...maybe...hopefully

brownapple 22

Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:20

Are they that hot?

renrioku 15

Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:24

I am the same way, you just need to have a nice party.

mrjiggles1992 18

Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:51

Yep, ages does that to you.

Sandsh8rk 36

Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:57

Reschedule your appointment for your birthday - win win situation!

manuwish 9

Wednesday 15 June 2016 12:00

well why not invite them to your birthday? haha

ndts 4

Wednesday 15 June 2016 12:09

woah are you me? My birthday is today and I have an orthodontist's appointment in 20 min :O

TeraBaap 21

Wednesday 15 June 2016 15:06

Well, Happy Birthday!

kakabalo 18

Wednesday 15 June 2016 12:31

when is your birthday?

aGMAELSTR0M 10

Wednesday 15 June 2016 13:13

Your orthodontist is Jennifer Anniston, isn't it?

sohigh10 34

Wednesday 15 June 2016 13:18

If you're getting your braces off, I understand OP, it was a moment I looked forward to since the second they put that contraption in my mouth

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