Today, I found out my grandma has been slipping laxatives into my food. Apparently, I was constipated once as a child and "once constipated, always constipated." FML
by tracy4191 / 06/13/2016 at 11:27am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
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Well, now you will be. Doesn't she read the box? If you take laxatives for too long your body won't poop without them.
#1 - On 06/13/2016 at 4:45pm by faeryofshalott
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At least you've never been full of shit. You have that going for you.
#7 - On 06/13/2016 at 4:53pm by Kazucchi
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