Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML

by The Doc / 06/07/2016 at 6:41pm / Miscellaneous

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  • Why would your date blame you, though? Unless you lifted up her shirt, it wasn't your fault.

    #8 - On 08/06/2016 at 5:12am by Mynamewontfi

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  • At least you dodged a bullet with your first date. Slapping was incredibly illogical.

    #4 - On 08/06/2016 at 5:03am by cocacola999

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