Today, I tried having some girl time with my mom so I could sneakily figure out what to get her for her birthday. All I could think of in the end was a time machine, after her rant about wishing she'd gotten her tubes tied rather than going through the stress of raising me and my sister. FML

by Anonymous / 06/04/2016 at 10:52am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

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  • It seems like she's not worthy of getting a birthday present from you or your sister.

    #1 - On 06/05/2016 at 12:37am by ScratchCatPower

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  • If you get her a time machine and she goes back to prevent your birth, who will get her the time machine?! Tie your temporal loops before worrying about getting to her tubes!

    Your homework tonight is to watch the original Terminator.

    #5 - On 06/05/2016 at 12:46am by Tripartita

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