Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML

by Arachnaphobe / 06/03/2016 at 6:14pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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  • That sounds a bit suspicious. If your mom was making the sandwich while the spider climbed into your lunchbox, how did the spider get completely inside your sandwich in such a way that you would not see a leg or two sticking out or otherwise notice beforehand?

    I think you should inspect all your food before you eat, and consider hiring a taster tester. Your mom may have it in for you ...

    #9 - On 06/04/2016 at 10:07am by ragnarok1540

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  • I hate spiders too. They're much too bland and mealy.

    #4 - On 06/04/2016 at 9:52am by Baustigt

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