Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML
by Dixienornous / 06/03/2016 at 7:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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So you need ID, a debit card and a license. I know a guy who can get that for you. Shall I set up a meeting for say, round the back of Taco Bell, half an hour? Good. Your name is Clams O'Hare now and you sell used car batteries for a living.
#6 - On 06/03/2016 at 10:08am by Baustigt
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I hope you at least got to freeze your bank account
#2 - On 06/03/2016 at 9:59am by totallynotemily
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