Today, due to me not looking, I accidentally bit an apple made of styrofoam that was meant to be a part of a display on the kitchen table. My roommates were there and me not wanting to embarrass myself by putting it back, I walked out, apple in hand, to throw it away elsewhere. FML

by Cinnanyan / 06/02/2016 at 6:20am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Miscellaneous

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  • Sure it begins with the styrofoam apples. Innocent enough. But then the craving sets in. And soon before you know it you're eating the coasters, and then the insulation from the ceiling, and then the ceiling. And your roommates will say "There goes Susan, who ate us out of house and home." And they'll sit in their three-legged chairs in the sad empty lot where their house used to be and wonder where it all went wrong. But you'll know. And a single tear will slip down your cheek as you remember that dreaded first apple and suck the last of the batting from the walls.

    #11 - On 06/02/2016 at 12:38pm by Baustigt

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  • Looks like you're going to styrofoam hell.

    #3 - On 06/02/2016 at 11:35am by StormfrontX33

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