Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML

by Daddy / 06/02/2016 at 4:04am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

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  • Wait till he's asleep in bed then do the same.

    #3 - On 06/02/2016 at 11:09am by TheBiggerBoot

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  • Now the next step for your brother is to go into WWE because he now has his catchphrase: THE BONE CRUSHER. Literally.

    #5 - On 06/02/2016 at 11:12am by theoldman

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