Today, I was trying to go for number 2 while drying my hair so that my boy friend won't hear me do it. The lock on the door was broken, and he saw how good I am at multitasking. FML

by steph / 05/31/2016 at 4:12pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • If you aren't comfortable enough to poop in the bathroom, you aren't comfortable enough to live together/have sleepovers.

    #1 - On 06/01/2016 at 8:52am by heyLaddieHey

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  • Surely he realises you're human and you're gonna poop sometimes? My boyfriend and I often make poop jokes or chat to each other whilst on the toilet, just means we're comfortable with each other. Unless your relationship is still pretty new, you should probably be comfortable pooping in the same house as him, or at least not ashamed enough that you have to pretend you're doing something else!

    #3 - On 06/01/2016 at 8:56am by oathkeeper99

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